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[Comentarista82]

It can also result in people crossing sabers.

In some cases, it would result in the saber being run through the abuser!

 

[Steadfast421]

In some cases, it would result in the saber being run through the abuser!

Now listen, buster…

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It can also result in people crossing sabers.

And risk having a blade run through their breast!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Now listen, buster…

Watch your hands around my girl's breast!

 

[Comentarista82]

Watch your hands around my girl's breast!

If such touching occurs, said offender needs to make himself absent expeditiously!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

If such touching occurs, said offender needs to make himself absent expeditiously!

Far better such an offender atones for his misdeeds than attempt to evade accountability.

 

[Comentarista82]

Far better such an offender atones for his misdeeds than attempt to evade accountability.

Let us hope said interloper doesn't require someone beating on him with batons to convince him to make up for the misdeed.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Let us hope said interloper doesn't require someone beating on him with batons to convince him to make up for the misdeed.

And hope that he would not violate any more taboos.

 

[Comentarista82]

And hope that he would not violate any more taboos.

Let's hope not--and especially he never boasts about it in the future.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Let's hope not--and especially he never boasts about it in the future.

Perhaps such perfidy could be precluded by banishment to some distant oblast.

 

[EbonyKat]

Perhaps such perfidy could be precluded by banishment to some distant oblast.

Gloats

 

[Comentarista82]

Perhaps such perfidy could be precluded by banishment to some distant oblast.

Da, tovarich! Or maybe even one of the remote atolls?

Ebony: seems like we posted nearly at the same time. To honor your contribution... If he gloats, then perhaps it's better if he FLOATS out in the Pacific.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

His nemesis gloats as he floats from a lagoon in one of the atolls, but is dismayed as he's taken aloft in the talons of an osprey.

 

[latecomer91364]

His nemesis gloats as he floats from a lagoon in one of the atolls, but is dismayed as he's taken aloft in the talons of an osprey.

Saloon

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Saloon

salons

 

[Steadfast421]

salons

Lesson

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Lesson

unless

 

[Comentarista82]

unless

It could be a great lesson unless ignorance ensues.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It could be a great lesson unless ignorance ensues.

Unfortunately ignorance is not included in the census.

 

[Comentarista82]

Unfortunately ignorance is not included in the census.

I doubt few surveyed in a census would willingly identify as dunces.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I doubt few surveyed in a census would willingly identify as dunces.

Though their more honest uncles might label them such.

 

[Comentarista82]

Though their more honest uncles might label them such.

I certainly had a few uncles that loved to muscle their opinion in like that!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I certainly had a few uncles that loved to muscle their opinion in like that!

I did as well, but each could be calmed with a choice blue mussel.

 

[Comentarista82]

I did as well, but each could be calmed with a choice blue mussel.

Are you certain? Knowing my uncles, they would not have cared for their slimes.

 

[Steadfast421]

Are you certain? Knowing my uncles, they would not have cared for their slimes.

Wouldn’t have cared for misers either.