Skylar's Desert Palm Inn

Which of the following factors makes "him" the ideal mate:

  • Financial Security

    Votes: 6 30.0%
  • Physical Attractiveness

    Votes: 6 30.0%
  • Sexual Chemistry

    Votes: 13 65.0%
  • Responsibility/Maturity

    Votes: 11 55.0%
  • Parenting Potential/Family Values

    Votes: 8 40.0%
  • Ambition/Drive

    Votes: 8 40.0%
  • Attitude/Disposition

    Votes: 10 50.0%
  • Intelligence/Creativity

    Votes: 11 55.0%
  • Sense of Humor

    Votes: 11 55.0%
  • Romantic

    Votes: 9 45.0%

  • Total voters
    20
Yes, it's me, the Duke of Oral, and it's so nice to find that the BlondBombshell is still here a lurkin around. Lurking? Why you kinky thing you. I didn't know you were such a voyeur. Perhaps with a little help from someone who is an "expert" you can get the picture of your choice situated for your posts.

Ahh it has been a long long time. The five-tongued man-beast has been having delectible times over the past months. Since June I moved once again for my career endeavors, this time to the land that Wilbur and Orville Wright made take off into history. I also met back then, through a mutual girl-friend I dated briefly, a woman who has made me feel more alive than I have felt in over 20 years. Sometimes she can't get enough of me, but hey, who's complaining? :D

Is the Inn "back in"? Well there are a lot of pussy-bilities, and I hope to arouse things worth the lurkin'.

Sluuurrpppp!
:p :p :p :p :p
 
=)

Welcome back to the Inn Duke ....

yes ... it seems as if we just haven't been playing much here without you, dammit! Not sure What is up with that! *grin*

Yes .... we do need to get things started again .... I am sure if we think about it long enough, something will cum up.....

Missed ya hun!

:kiss: :kiss: BB
 
Pilot and the Stewardess

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on
its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom,
"This is your Captain. We're on our final
descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for
flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto".
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can
hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to the
pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha' gonna do in Toronto?" "Well," says
the skipper, "First I'm gonna check into the hotel and
take a big crap. Then I'm gonna take that new
stewardess with the big tits out for dinner. Then I'm
gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and
put the big willy to her, big time!, all night."
Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately
begins looking up and down the isles trying to get a
look at the new stewardess. Meanwhile the new
stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's so
embarrassed that she starts to run to try and get to
the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the
aisle, she trips over an old lady's handbag and down
she goes. The old lady leans over and says: "No need
to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a shit first!"
 
The Convention

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He
soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate
would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike
up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard.
Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to
him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
Business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned
from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths
about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well, she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men
are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another
popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it
is the men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered
that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern
Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing
all of this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me
Bubba."
 
Skylar's Demise

Well, for those who used to follow this thread, a lot of things have happened. Skylar got a vasectomy (that's nuturing for short), and we've a new buddy for him, Blue, a Russian Blue, that we adopted from the Animal Shelter, and of course had the same kinda procedure done on as well. No, Bob Barker's ravings had nothing to do with it. I will post pictures at some point, but to witness them both laying next to each other during the eve is quite an "awwwwww" kinda thing.
 
Awwww...

Skyler has a boyfriend? Oooo ..... i didn't know his interests were of that sort .... but that's kinda hot. Gotta love and guy on guy interaction. *big grin*

:heart: BB
 
The only thing I can figure is that when he saw how much my girl enjoys my pleasuring her, and making the rather exotically pronounced noises and movements that she does, that he made a beeline out of the room and figured his alternative preference would be safer in his domain. He'll never know what he's missing, lmao, ummm, well maybe he knows what HE's missing... he wasn't very happy after his procedure to say the least. He's still the most attentive and playful kitty that he ever was. Oh what am I doing... forget the pussy-cats, this threads for us humans to be playful. Got a new digital cam-web cam we're going to be putting to use. Now whether or not such exploits make it to this medium... ahem... that's a "hole" different matter.
 
=)

posting pics now are ya? ... waiting to see one of you Duke ...

grins :kiss:

oh yeah .. and don't even ask .. ya know i never post pics of me online......
 
I gave you a private showing once... :D
Maybe you still have those? :devil:
I suppose I could post a rim-inder here. How about a show of hands? or maybe a show for your own hands.. :cool:
 
I'm not one to beat around the bush...

...though I will give the entire area a long wet tongue and insure I suck delightfully on that special love button, with fingers in the opening massaging the moist puffy flesh. Okay so much for my intro. :D

... so straight to the point: What is one of your nastiest fantasies BB? Do-tell the de-tail :kiss:

And if other's wish to share their own juice-stirring desires, please feel free to post away. The Inn has a way of becoming habit forming, especially if the proper amount of teasing is applied frequently enough.
 
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Mmmmmm!

I dig that picture test! I feel certain the test was successful!
I'll take a double helping of her each day!

Nice to see you and BB here again.
I loved the jokes! The first joke was my fave.
It's great to get updates from your current happenings.
Keep up the news!
I'll check back often.

Frank
 
"something" about me that I now feel free to talk about

Frank you're always welcome here and it's good to see you post
here again as well. As for BB, well hey, she deserves some eye
candy as well don't you think? Well lets give her an eye-ful, and
since we're not selfish, I'm sure anyone else wanting to have a
share of this.. ahem.. rising occasion, please do. When I
saw it I wanted to welcome him with my own mouth :devil: and put
it on as my wallpaper while... yeah.

http://www.awgy.com/uploads/03d7b4301b.jpg
 
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WOW!
This was one of the first threads
I read when I found LIT.
I never posted but lurked...ALOT!
I'm glad to see you have returned:)
 
Feistyred16 said:
WOW!
This was one of the first threads
I read when I found LIT.
I never posted but lurked...ALOT!
I'm glad to see you have returned:)


Thanks Feisty! Yes this thread started about the time you joined it looks like. It's great to know that we've had a few "voyeurs" around :D

That's a great avatar you have there, I just had to make a copy (which I keep all such things to myself unless I'm given permission)
 
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Road Trip

will be in the great city of Atlanta, GA for a couple of days. I'll check back and most likely be back online tomorrow night. I will have the inn in full-emotion, so be prepared to uphold the Sex-Scouts Motto: Cum Prepared or Be Prepared to Cum.
 
The Duke of Oral said:
Frank you're always welcome here and it's good to see you post
here again as well. As for BB, well hey, she deserves some eye
candy as well don't you think? Well lets give her an eye-ful, and
since we're not selfish, I'm sure anyone else wanting to have a
share of this.. ahem.. rising occasion, is welcome to it as well.

Aaah - Duke!

When they told you to take a wood out of your bag,
I think they meant a golf club!!! :D :devil:

You can't hit any golf balls very far with that monster!

*** Never mind! I think I have a perfect use for it! ***
:D
 
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