Skylar's Desert Palm Inn

Which of the following factors makes "him" the ideal mate:

  • Financial Security

    Votes: 6 30.0%
  • Physical Attractiveness

    Votes: 6 30.0%
  • Sexual Chemistry

    Votes: 13 65.0%
  • Responsibility/Maturity

    Votes: 11 55.0%
  • Parenting Potential/Family Values

    Votes: 8 40.0%
  • Ambition/Drive

    Votes: 8 40.0%
  • Attitude/Disposition

    Votes: 10 50.0%
  • Intelligence/Creativity

    Votes: 11 55.0%
  • Sense of Humor

    Votes: 11 55.0%
  • Romantic

    Votes: 9 45.0%

  • Total voters
    20
My my!!! Duke, you do tell an exciting story!

I can't wait to hear more. And, don't leave out the really good juicy parts either!! :D :devil:

CajunPeach!! You sure must be sweet and juicy!! You captured a hot Texas Stud this time!!! I'm drooling in anticipation of your continuing story!!:heart:

English Lady! I'm sorry I haven't gotten to talk with you more lately. My life has been rather full and distracting from Lit.
:kiss:

P3! I sure have enjoyed out PMs and chats! You are a very hot lady! I hope to chat more soon.!

BB!!!! Ooooo Baby! Where have you been???:p :kiss: :heart:
 
life intrudes...

thanks for looking for me Zeta....

company visiting here for a week... puts a damper on my computer time when they are sleeping in my computer room - dang, and they even call it the guest room, lol.

back now.. but getting ready to head out on vacation shortly
=)

Be looking for me with tan lines in early April.:kiss:

Kisses to all, BB:kiss:
 
Re: life intrudes...

BlondBombshell said:
thanks for looking for me Zeta....

company visiting here for a week... puts a damper on my computer time when they are sleeping in my computer room - dang, and they even call it the guest room, lol.

back now.. but getting ready to head out on vacation shortly
=)

Be looking for me with tan lines in early April.:kiss:

Kisses to all, BB:kiss:

Hey!! Kill the tan lines - sunbathe nude!!!

And we want pictures!!!! Make us jealous!!!
Hugs and kisses, sweetie! Travel safely!
 
zetacon4 said:
My my!!! Duke, you do tell an exciting story!

I can't wait to hear more. And, don't leave out the really good juicy parts either!! :D :devil:

CajunPeach!! You sure must be sweet and juicy!! You captured a hot Texas Stud this time!!! I'm drooling in anticipation of your continuing story!!:heart:

Zeta, you'll have to ask the Duke about my being sweet and juicy. :D

I sure did capture a hot Texas Stud who also happens to be a bit of a :devil: and I'm keeping him too!!!
 
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Pictures?

zetacon4 said:
Hey!! Kill the tan lines - sunbathe nude!!!

And we want pictures!!!! Make us jealous!!!
Hugs and kisses, sweetie! Travel safely!

Take Pics? Who me? (batting my eyelashes....)
Pretty sure that they will have tanlines:kiss:

I never post here.. but if you are really sweet i may send some along.........:kiss:
 
Operation George Transplant - Part Two.

A quick call to cajunpeach was made to let her know I had safely arrived at the much needed pit stop. Those last twenty miles went fast, although I was beginning to feel the effects of the day's work. Got a room, carted Skylar inside so he could roam about and get oriented, and a quick meal of micro'd burritos from the neighboring convenience store (at 4:00 am there isn't much to choose from but I had to eat as I hadn't all day). After grabbing 5 1/2 hours sleep, I loaded Skylar and the few bags back up and off I went Eastward again. The trip was rather uneventful, which is a good thing, but another startling reality came to bear it's face. Yahoo Maps is wonderful for planning your trip and knowing where to exit here, and there, and for showing the remaining miles and the driving time. Key phrase there: Driving Time! I've driven cross-country countless times, but not in a moving truck fully loaded. The U-haul was blessed with a Triton V-10 motor which had me passing just about everything whenever I was ascending in elevation at certain points. Still, I had told CP that I should be expected around 11 pm to Midnight as I would be on the road around noon and according to Yahoo I was only 10 1/2 hours away. I figured about 45 minutes in stops. Yeah... in my dreams! Each stop averaged about 20 minutes because of filling a 30 gallon tank, restroom, and quickly grabbing a soda, etc. I drove 720 miles between 12:30 pm C.S.T. and 4:30 am E.S.T. with about 7 stops between tank fills, a couple of bites to eat and lower back therapy using glucosamine as the previous few days loading and lifting had me quite stiff. Stiff in the wrong damn place that's for sure! :nana: I thought I would never reach Georgia, but did around 12:50 am that night, e.s.t. When I saw the big bright peach on the state line sign, I hooped and hollered, and woke Skylar up from his road induced slumber. "Meowww??" (repeatedly). I reached the outskirts of Atlanta and at that time began the northern bound leg of the trip. The closer I got to CP, the more I began to see mountain silhouettes under the brilliant starlit sky, and the beautiful tall pine trees all around me. My eyes got sooo BIG and my jaw dropped open once I realized that where I was headiing was like a dream come true for me!! :D Between CP and the surroundings, I was just so awestruck that I felt as if I must have died and gone to paradise beyond. And speaking of paradise, see part three, the conclusion!! :p :devil: :nana: :D

End of Part Two
 
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Duke, I'm thrilled to know that you and Cajun are finally together, you deserve to be happy, you are a great man.

Like Zeta, I cant wait to hear how this story turns out, sounds like you had one hell of a trip.

Cajun, you are a very lucky woman indeed to have found such a wonderful man and I wish you two the best of luck and love.
 
The Duke of Oral said:
Operation George Transplant - Part Two.

~SNIP~

Yahoo Maps is wonderful for planning your trip and knowing where to exit here, and there, and for showing the remaining miles and the driving time. Key phrase there: Driving Time!

Driving Times - Yahoo maps must use the 'As the crow' flies for figuring the mileage!!!
~SNIP~

Still, I had told CP that I should be expected around 11 pm to Midnight as I would be on the road around noon and according to Yahoo I was only 10 1/2 hours away.
Being a worrier...I spent most of the day worring about the Duke's optimism regarding the driving times he kept quoting to me! :(

~SNIP~

Stiff in the wrong damn place that's for sure! :nana: I thought I would never reach Georgia, but did around 12:50 am that night, e.s.t. When I saw the big bright peach on the state line sign, I hooped and hollered, and woke Skylar up from his road induced slumber. "Meowww??" (repeatedly). I reached the outskirts of Atlanta and at that time began the northern bound leg of the trip. The closer I got to CP, the more I began to see mountain silhouettes under the brilliant starlit sky, and the beautiful tall pine trees all around me. My eyes got sooo BIG and my jaw dropped open once I realized that where I was headiing was like a dream come true for me!! :D Between CP and the surroundings, I was just so awestruck that I felt as if I must have died and gone to paradise beyond. And speaking of paradise, see part three, the conclusion!! :p :devil: :nana: :D

End of Part Two

Well, the Duke finaly made it here around 4:30 am...he was one tired puppy - dragging his tail in the gate to the joyous welcome of the Siberian Huskies not to mention straight into my arms and my "WELCUM HOME :kiss:"
 
Re: Pictures?

BlondBombshell said:
Take Pics? Who me? (batting my eyelashes....)
Pretty sure that they will have tanlines:kiss:

I never post here.. but if you are really sweet i may send some along.........:kiss:

All you need do is ask. I think you'll find I am very sweet!
But, it is you who is sooooo sweet! I'll forgive your tanlines.
My email address is available in my profile. Getting vacation pics from you will almost be a vacation for me!! DO have tons of fun and don't burn!:kiss: :kiss: :heart:
 
cajunpeach said:
Well, the Duke finaly made it here around 4:30 am...he was one tired puppy - dragging his tail in the gate to the joyous welcome of the Siberian Huskies not to mention straight into my arms and my "WELCUM HOME :kiss:"

I know how wonderful that felt and tasted!!!
Looks like he had Georgia Peaches for breakfast!! hehe!:p :heart:
 
Oh there's the light switch.... darn I knew it was dark in here but geez!

A big HELLO to all of ya'll out there! Yahooooooo!! The Duke of
Oral again needs to be immoral! :p

Yes, I've been absent. Yep, played hooky I did. And by the looks
of this place I didn't miss role call! So guess what? I got away
with it!! And I'm getting all A's in my class, if you know what I
mean. Cajunpeach has given me all passing marks for sure,
and .... shhhh .... [whispering] .... don't tell anyone okay? :D

Well here's the truth. I've been busier than a one legged man in an asskicking contest while standing on a bent pogo stick! I've been burning CD's which take all of my resources up, not to mention a lot of time. BUT HEY THEIR PORNO'S!! Yes indeedy, I've been up to the bad deedy! I have 11 CD's burnt now with about 50 full length XXX rated movie titles. That's just some of what I've been doing, and my av evens shows you the bugged eyed look I've had over doing all of this.

Also relaxing with CP in the eves watching movies and just takin' it easy. Been cookin' too. OKAY.. not just in bed, but also in the Kitchen. So far I've introduced her to two of my specialties. Ask her about my Pizza Bread. You need to taste this yourselves also. Sorry, the recipe's my own original blend and I've been making them for over 10 years now and everyone drools so much, and I love cooking them so much, that I'm holding onto this for possible future ideas. Also made a huge pot of my original chile made from total scratch. Well anyway, I've been BUSY!

I still owe part III of the trip story. You know, the hot stuff. The sex material. The 'tails, in other words. Well if you really want to know... just ask. It's no fun if I deliberate such totally, and completely arousing information right now, if I don't have an audience. Yepper, that too comes from this wee weakness I have for exhibitionism and voyeurism. So let me know just HOW DEEP you really WANT ME to go INTO... you know... things. :D :devil:

I lust you cajunpeach :p :nana:
 
Re: Oh there's the light switch.... darn I knew it was dark in here but geez!

The Duke of Oral said:
A big HELLO to all of ya'll out there! Yahooooooo!! The Duke of
Oral again needs to be immoral! :p

Yes, I've been absent. Yep, played hooky I did. And by the looks
of this place I didn't miss role call! So guess what? I got away with it!! And I'm getting all A's in my class, if you know what I mean. Cajunpeach has given me all passing marks for sure, and .... shhhh .... [whispering] .... don't tell anyone okay? :D

Well here's the truth. I've been busier than a one legged man in an asskicking contest while standing on a bent pogo stick! I've been burning CD's which take all of my resources up, not to mention a lot of time. BUT HEY THEIR PORNO'S!! Yes indeedy, I've been up to the bad deedy! I have 11 CD's burnt now with about 50 full length XXX rated movie titles. That's just some of what I've been doing, and my av evens shows you the bugged eyed look I've had over doing all of this.

Also relaxing with CP in the eves watching movies and just takin' it easy. Been cookin' too. OKAY.. not just in bed, but also in the Kitchen. So far I've introduced her to two of my specialties. Ask her about my Pizza Bread. You need to taste this yourselves also. Sorry, the recipe's my own original blend and I've been making them for over 10 years now and everyone drools so much, and I love cooking them so much, that I'm holding onto this for possible future ideas. Also made a huge pot of my original chile made from total scratch. Well anyway, I've been BUSY!

I still owe part III of the trip story. You know, the hot stuff. The sex material. The 'tails, in other words. Well if you really want to know... just ask. It's no fun if I deliberate such totally, and completely arousing information right now, if I don't have an audience. Yepper, that too comes from this wee weakness I have for exhibitionism and voyeurism. So let me know just HOW DEEP you really WANT ME to go INTO... you know... things. :D :devil:

I lust you cajunpeach :p :nana:

Well, actually, I'd have to say that the Duke has excelled in everything he's done since he got here :D and I am one happy, contented female!

The Duke is a great cook and I'm playing hooky and letting him do most of the cooking in the kitchen.

As to the hot stuff around here...it's been hot enough to keep the AC on most of the time and I'm not talking about the weather either :D

I Love you, Duke!!! :kiss: :heart:
 
=)

Glad to hear that you are doing great and sound so happy Duke.
What I am wondering is if those xxx cd you are burning feature you and CP....? Whhooo Hoooo..... and if no... why not? lol

:kiss: :kiss:

Have a great one everybody .....

ps - my trip was great and i am sporting some new freckles!
 
I see Duke's small band of fans has not deserted him!

Now, about those details!!! A few nice backyard sketches would be in order! I'd like to hear some firsthand accounts of CajunPeach's good assets and how she puts them to good use!
And, yes that's drool you see, trailing down my chin.

You think you are exh. voy.!!! There is a lot of that in most of us here! I think it is so great you two getting together like you have.
Makes me jealous in a good way!! I get a big thrill from others' good fortune! Just needed to say Hi and congrats!!
FRank
:p :devil:
 
zetacon4 said:
I see Duke's small band of fans has not deserted him!

Now, about those details!!! A few nice backyard sketches would be in order! I'd like to hear some firsthand accounts of CajunPeach's good assets and how she puts them to good use!
And, yes that's drool you see, trailing down my chin.

You think you are exh. voy.!!! There is a lot of that in most of us here! I think it is so great you two getting together like you have.
Makes me jealous in a good way!! I get a big thrill from others' good fortune! Just needed to say Hi and congrats!!
FRank
:p :devil:

LOL. Well maybe I can lend a helping hand here.... oh darn, their
both full. :D Speaking of hands, I was thinking that perhaps I
should start a new thread entitled "Skylars Deserted Palms Inn",
since I'm not having to use them mandatorily anymore.... err..
now wait just one second! I AM using both palms now, and my
fingers. On CP of course, and much to her liking. She is putty in
my hands, melting, moaning, cumming even. The other night in
fact we were laying in bed and watching an xxx flick and I was
stimulating her clit with the flat tip of my finger when all of a
sudden .... she came pretty good.

No the movies aren't of us. We are still trying to train the cats to
hold the camera properly but you know how cats can be, so
damned independent and such, and so far all that has been
produced is close-ups of Skylar's butt where he got snipped. Yes,
he needed this, because he was spraying and the only thing we
want spraying is well... you figure it out. But really, we've been
so busy when we are having sex that we haven't made any
videos, and since both of us are engaging in various fun acts, I'm
thinking that we will need to get a quality video cam that can
mount... oh yeah, MOUNT... I like that word! My CB handle used
to be Mountain Climber when I lived in Montana, and I'll probably
use it in the GA mountains here as well. Has another meaning...
Mount and Climb Her (to the stars and beyond). Well I've at
least alluded to some of what we've been doing. Perhaps you
want something more XXX-plicit? :devil:
 
=)

Thanks for the update on what you have been up to Duke. I loved your tongue in ...errr... cheek reply. =)

Glad to see you sounding so happy!

Best to you both, BB:kiss:
 
Duke, you may not be in paradise, but it sure must be a close second!!!!

I'd be more than willing to come down and man the video equipment for you. I do know some pretty good angles!!
Actually, that has been one of my desires for some time - to make a really good authentic porn tape of two or more lovers getting a good fucking or licking, etc.! I have the camera! Now, all I need are some warm sweaty bodies frolicking about in front of me!

Hi to all you lovely sexy girls and guys that stop by. We will have to get Duke to tell us all a Bed-Time story or two!!! lol
Come on, Duke! We're all sitting naked together on your bed and waiting for a good raising story!:devil: :D
 
Planet of Oralia

Well, my mind's been working on a new idea that I will be putting together very soon. Zeta, I know you like sci-fi erotica a lot so this will be right down your alley. BB I think you will enjoy this too perhaps. Heck, maybe we can all have fun with it! Here goes...

The planet is named Oralia. There is history here. Several centuries ago this planet was known as The Covenant Sector. The year was 3090 a.d. for us earthlings. The habitation had begun as a result of an interplanetary travel mission going awry. N.A.S.A.'s project back then was named PROSPECTUS and the focus of several missions was to send profiled families to embark on beginning life elsewhere. In 3021 planetary warming and the deterioration of the ozone layer had brought the already alarming levels of harmful rays to lethal levels. All of the largest cities of our world had to be domed and as such water was limited due to not only depletion from evaporation but the poisoning from the rays and death of sealife as we know it. Several huge filtration plants had been built to provide drinkable H2O, however even their production couldn't meet the demands of the populations. Several of the water producing plants had tried alternative forms of liquid sustenance only to find that the genetic side effects were to dangerous, and they had to be discontinued. PROSPECTUS had launched some 4 missions, but on the 5th an accident occurred forcing the travelers to land on an alternate unknown and uncharted planet after having already ventured for some 33 years. (They had launched in 3057 for those needing clarification... err some 1100 years after this authors own birth mind you). N.A.S.A. learned of the event and thus named the planet The Covenant Sector as these families would remain there instead of their original destination and thus would need to agree on how to best survive, populate, and increase the stability of life thereof. Some 300 years later, women had taken ill from an unknown virus and all had perished leaving men as the only inhabitants. Later a nearby sunstar formed a noxious gas which then caused the men to mutate and since there were no women around, evolution took its course and the men grew oral appendiges (tongues) in places never thought of before for the natural purpose of satisfying their own sexual urges. The mutation created a tongue above the penis some ten inches in length, and one around each of the nipples some 4 inches in length as well as an extra tongue in the mouth bringing the oral allotment to 2 instead of 1. Thus the five-tongued man beast became reality! This is where the story picks up. After some 1200 years, another ship becomes stranded on Oralia and the occupants are all female. You can only begin to TRY and imagine what will ensue as well as how enjoyable the women may become once they've trained the men (who have never SEEN women, only heard of them). Let me know if you would like to add anything that may increase this stories attractiveness and readability, so that I can begin.

Hi to all. Hope you're having fun, and I really look forward to us having fun with this.

:p :p :p :p :p [as you know, the five-tongued man beast is loose in here somewhere!]
 
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I have some mutation ideas, as well. I think the male species would sub-mutate into several multi-sexual variations. Some with two penises. Some with none. Some having vaginal-like orifices. Some with differing breast designs. One might have a tube-shaped primary tongue. The plot could be endless. And, while we're at it, you might as well place a small eye at the end of one of those new penises. For the really good voyeuristic nature in us. It would need to evolve or be genetically designed with some surrounding illuminator. OH! And they should develop a favoring organ designed to produce lots of semen that can change flavor within a few minutes by the choice of the person ejaculating it. I large reservoir of liquid would be held and run thru this flavoring organ upon ejaculation. Also, you might as well have one of these new penises be able to rapidly pulsate in short bursts!

I better quit for now! When I get started, I seem not to know when to quit!! LOL

I have ideas of how those men would redesign those new females as well~~~!:devil: :D
 
zetacon4 said:
I have some mutation ideas, as well. I think the male species would sub-mutate into several multi-sexual variations. Some with two penises. Some with none. Some having vaginal-like orifices. Some with differing breast designs. One might have a tube-shaped primary tongue. The plot could be endless. And, while we're at it, you might as well place a small eye at the end of one of those new penises. For the really good voyeuristic nature in us. It would need to evolve or be genetically designed with some surrounding illuminator. OH! And they should develop a favoring organ designed to produce lots of semen that can change flavor within a few minutes by the choice of the person ejaculating it. I large reservoir of liquid would be held and run thru this flavoring organ upon ejaculation. Also, you might as well have one of these new penises be able to rapidly pulsate in short bursts!

I better quit for now! When I get started, I seem not to know when to quit!! LOL

I have ideas of how those men would redesign those new females as well~~~!:devil: :D


Zeta now that is what I call excellent brainstorming on the idea. I think we're onto something! Flavored semen even!! Sortof the Baskin Robbins of facials. :D

I'll take note of all of your suggestions and put together some ideas for incorporating each. So now comes the role play part. I need input from all who wish to take part as one of the characters in this story. Also a good Role Play Thread name to use. Planet of Oralia should be used in the name. I know that Cajunpeach loves this kind of stuff, and even before we united we had talked about writing stuff together, so I'm sure she'll be one of the females. BB? How about you? The only commitment and time needed is just enough to post what you're characters actions, ideas, inputs, thoughts and critiqueing would be. We could agree on how often we want to write this together. In that sense we could pick 2 or 3 days of the week to plan on combining all of this information together, and I suggest we put all of the out of character info such as what I just listed here at the den, and then put each of our finished contributions on the Oralia role play thread. Let me know everybody! Also I'm open to others joining in of course as characters as well. We need more men and women to participate. So Zeta, BB, CP, let me know if you want to be a part of this, and provide what your characters name will be. I will continue with Devon as I originally named the "five-tongued man-beast" (which at the time I never thought of just how useful the beast idea was, now I believe the idea is going to cum together :D

Hi to all, love and lust you CP. Hope there is fun abounding herein for all. The Duke.
 
Count me in....

Yes Duke that does sound totally fun .....
I could easily drop in once or twice a week, comitting more than that would be difficult on some weeks. You know how that goes..
=) Will that work for ya'll?

I will think of a character name and let you know..... a femal who is sort of shy and sensual, but a real firebrand at heart.

BB:kiss:
 
Re: Count me in....

BlondBombshell said:
Yes Duke that does sound totally fun .....
I could easily drop in once or twice a week, comitting more than that would be difficult on some weeks. You know how that goes..
=) Will that work for ya'll?

I will think of a character name and let you know..... a femal who is sort of shy and sensual, but a real firebrand at heart.

BB:kiss:

Great! I'm fairly positive that we can all find some special ways to bring out the fire in you :devil: [everyone else agree? :D]

By the way, time for a quick poll. For those interested in such, what would your favorite flavor of cum be? Perhaps you may even want a mixture, for example Strawberry-Banana. Myself, if a woman tasted like Strawberry-Banana, I'd probably spend so much time licking her out that my own tongue would probably mutate longer :p and adapt new ways to insure I could lick her clean. That would take a very long time to do seeing how most females who enjoy a good licking and sucking on their pussy holes and clits usually have a perpetually yummy leaking of juices flowing from such. Some hot penile penetration would make good use of any vaginal lubrication as well. Followed by more oral delights into the hole and on the clit would allow for alternatively formed multiple orgasms. Dang, I was talking about flavors wasn't I? Seemed to have become lost in the DEPTHS of the subject. So what your flavor(s)? :D :nana: :D:
 
Favorite flavors

The Duke of Oral said:
Great! I'm fairly positive that we can all find some special ways to bring out the fire in you :devil: [everyone else agree? :D]

By the way, time for a quick poll. For those interested in such, what would your favorite flavor of cum be? Perhaps you may even want a mixture, for example Strawberry-Banana. Myself, if a woman tasted like Strawberry-Banana, I'd probably spend so much time licking her out that my own tongue would probably mutate longer :p and adapt new ways to insure I could lick her clean. That would take a very long time to do seeing how most females who enjoy a good licking and sucking on their pussy holes and clits usually have a perpetually yummy leaking of juices flowing from such. Some hot penile penetration would make good use of any vaginal lubrication as well. Followed by more oral delights into the hole and on the clit would allow for alternatively formed multiple orgasms. Dang, I was talking about flavors wasn't I? Seemed to have become lost in the DEPTHS of the subject. So what your flavor(s)? :D :nana: :D:

My favorite? Champange-Banana, of course! :p
 
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