Snakes On A Plane

[Aurora Black]

Originally he never said "I want these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane,"

From IMDB.com :

In March 2006 New Line Cinema, due to massive fan interest on the Internet, allowed for a 5 day reshoot to film new scenes to take the movie from PG-13 to a R-rated film (originally the film wrapped principal photography in September 2005). Among these additions is the Jackson character's line, "I want these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane," a line that originated in an anticipatory internet parody of the movie.

Ahh, the power of the internet...

Now if fans could just arrange for Kiera Knightly to do a nude scene...

She was already part naked in The Jacket. What more do you want? Wait, don't answer that.

 

[Aurora Black]

OMG...this is someone's idea of a sick joke...right?! Please tell me this isn't an actual movie that's going to be in actual theaters for actual audiences to actually watch...

Nope, not a joke.

Snakes On A Plane

 

[AchtungNight]

A few comments I must make at the risk of sounding like the pariah I am:

I too am looking very forward to "Snakes on a Plane." It will be a great film, no matter how bad it is, simply because it got made. That is my belief. God, I hope it works out right. {knocks on wood}

On "Unbreakable" I must disagree. That movie rocked, pure and simple. Awesome performances by Willis and Jackson, incredibly moving characters and themes. Everything Shamalyan has done since has sucked IMO, but not that movie. This is just my opinion of course.

Keira Knightley naked- Go read my story "Fear, Lust, and Vanity" if you want to see her do a lot more than just get nude.

 

[SeaCat]

Damn and I thought you were talking about something happening today. I can just see the response to a bunch of snakes getting loose on an airliner.

Cat

 

[Tom Collins]

A few comments I must make at the risk of sounding like the pariah I am:

I too am looking very forward to "Snakes on a Plane." It will be a great film, no matter how bad it is, simply because it got made. That is my belief. God, I hope it works out right. {knocks on wood}

On "Unbreakable" I must disagree. That movie rocked, pure and simple. Awesome performances by Willis and Jackson, incredibly moving characters and themes. Everything Shamalyan has done since has sucked IMO, but not that movie. This is just my opinion of course.

Keira Knightley naked- Go read my story "Fear, Lust, and Vanity" if you want to see her do a lot more than just get nude.

I agree with what you said about Unbreakable, but I must disagree with the rest of what you said about M. Night. I love his work so far. That's not to say that Lady in the Water won't suck. I can't say because I've not seen it yet.

 

[Aurora Black]

Damn and I thought you were talking about something happening today. I can just see the response to a bunch of snakes getting loose on an airliner.

Cat

Who transports snakes on planes anyway? Zoologists? Magicians?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I saw one of the posters a few weeks ago at the movis but couldn't find the trailer online anywhere at the time. You just know that when they hold off on releasing the trailer until just a few days away from the movie's release that it's gonna suck. If they can't even make the trailer good what hope does the movie have?

BTW, The Man sucked royaly.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

We watched a trailer for it tonight, and it looks horrible. I don't think I'll be waiting for the DVD.

 

[Aurora Black]

I saw one of the posters a few weeks ago at the movis but couldn't find the trailer online anywhere at the time. You just know that when they hold off on releasing the trailer until just a few days away from the movie's release that it's gonna suck. If they can't even make the trailer good what hope does the movie have?

BTW, The Man sucked royaly.

I confess, I'm having fun with the phone.

 

[Guest]

this is a prime example of what happens when someone runs out of imagination...
*gag*

 

[lucky-E-leven]

this is a prime example of what happens when someone runs out of imagination...
*gag*

The whole thing is reminding me of Jean Claude van Damme films (or was it Stephen Segall?) on the train and plane and boat and what the fuck ever. Kind of like Speed. To stage an entire movie on an airplane or a boat or a train is really kind of lousy. Who knows? I'm sure it'll bank at box office.

 

[Aurora Black]

If anything, it'll be good for a laugh.

 

[Guest]

If anything, it'll be good for a laugh.

i hear ya but itll have to be if some one rents it and i have no other option but to watch.

 

[Aurora Black]

i hear ya but itll have to be if some one rents it and i have no other option but to watch.

Does that involve you getting strapped in a chair in front of the TV? Torture movie!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

i hear ya but itll have to be if some one rents it and i have no other option but to watch.

Sounds like it might make a good drinking movie:

"2 shots every time he says mutherfucker!"

We'd all be blitzed before they even showed the title.

 

[Guest]

Does that involve you getting strapped in a chair in front of the TV? Torture movie!

KINKY! i kinda like it.

Sounds like it might make a good drinking movie:

come be here and we'll do just that. holy fuck it would be a blast!

 

[Oblimo]

"Snakes on a Plane" is one of the greatest titles (and most successful, considering that the movie generated a massive cult following from the powerful, transcendental stupidity of the title alone) for a movie, ever. Whether that says something good about the title "Snakes on a Plane" or something awful about the film industry is entirely a matter of perspective.

Oh, and Unbreakable did not suck if (and only if) you were a fan of the deconstruction of superhero stories. If you weren't, then it sucked harder than the hard vacuum of space.

 

[Aurora Black]

Oh, and Unbreakable did not suck if (and only if) you were a fan of the deconstruction of superhero stories. If you weren't, then it sucked harder than the hard vacuum of space.

I wasn't.

 

[Tom Collins]

The whole thing is reminding me of Jean Claude van Damme films (or was it Stephen Segall?) on the train and plane and boat and what the fuck ever. Kind of like Speed. To stage an entire movie on an airplane or a boat or a train is really kind of lousy. Who knows? I'm sure it'll bank at box office.

As if there were a difference.

 

[Tom Collins]

"Snakes on a Plane" is one of the greatest titles (and most successful, considering that the movie generated a massive cult following from the powerful, transcendental stupidity of the title alone) for a movie, ever. Whether that says something good about the title "Snakes on a Plane" or something awful about the film industry is entirely a matter of perspective.

Oh, and Unbreakable did not suck if (and only if) you were a fan of the deconstruction of superhero stories. If you weren't, then it sucked harder than the hard vacuum of space.

You don't get sucked out into space...you get blown out. It's kinda like squeezing a Ziplock bag with just a tiny bit unzipped so as to get as much air out as you can. So, what you ought to say is, "Oh, and Unbreakable did not blow if (and only if) you were a fan of the deconstruction of superhero stories. If you weren't, then it blew harder than being in a space ship with an airlock open in space."


Jesus fuck...what's wrong with me that I had to say that?

 

[Lisa Denton]

I admit I would watch it, just from hearing the title, if it was x-rated.

On some of the forums left un-named, where you can download movies that are just out or about to be out, some are webcams from a screening, or illegally obtained (don't look at me, I just read this stuffs) good quality versions of new films.

Nobody wanted this one for free.

I think the plot involes a airplane with a reptilian theme.

As one reviewer said:

"This sucked big time, but there was lots of motherfuckin snakes"

 

[amaranthus]

i hear ya but itll have to be if some one rents it and i have no other option but to watch.

Oh, I'm sorry...but with a line like "I want these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane." I will have to force you to watch it. I'll get it off netflix.

I really thought it was a joke. Like a false trailer or something for a comedy show...then I kept seeing it. Dear god, what is the entertainment industry coming to?

It'll be one of the best movies ever to play shots to though. Any takers? Every time Sam says 'motherfucker' we all take a shot.

 

[Aurora Black]

It'll be one of the best movies ever to play shots to though. Any takers? Every time Sam says 'motherfucker' we all take a shot.

Damn it, I want to go to the Love Shack! That would rock ass, taking shots to every "motherfucker," because you know there will be a LOT of them! It's a Sam Jackson movie, byatches!

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Just for the record... I am NOT related in any way to Samuel Jackson. "Snakes on a Plane" sucks ass.

(I'm not black either)

Thank you

JJ

 

[Aurora Black]

Just for the record... I am NOT related in any way to Samuel Jackson. "Snakes on a Plane" sucks ass.

(I'm not black either)

Thank you

JJ

*gigglesnort*

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