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Consider this guerilla marketing for my latest book, which should be out in about 30-60 days...yes, this is on topic. The book is collection of humor pieces (21 in all) - all stand-alone. The stated dual goals of the book are: 1) to be hilarious AF and 2) to be offensive (as in the polar opposite of politically correct/DEI/identity bullshit). Remember Disney's "Snow White" with Ms. Zegler? The box-office smash hit? This piece is Disney's response to that debacle. Oh, the book is titled "I Think, Therefore I Offend". Out soon! Enjoy...
Greetings to the Disney Shareholders & Guests.
Let me introduce myself. I am the Director of Creative Shenanigans at Walt Disney Studios; my name is Scott Hitler. Before I talk about Disney’s exciting announcement to the shareholders and Disney-worshiping public, let me begin by answering the question I seem to get asked each and every time I introduce myself, Scott Hitler.
I get it. My name – Scott Hitler - evokes a certain universal question, so let me answer the question seemingly on everyone’s minds, so that we can move on to this important announcement. I, Scott Hitler, want to be absolutely clear and unequivocal. I am not Craig Hitler’s brother. I am not related to Craig Hitler, I am not a friend of Craig Hitler, I’ve never even knowingly been in the same room as him. I know of Craig but we don’t even travel in the same circles. Where this rumor started, I have no idea. I've never even met Craig. Seriously, people. Write it down, get it tattooed on your arm if you have to, okay? Tired having to deal with this shit. I have no idea what this guy did. Obviously, it was something because as soon as I say my name, Scott Hitler, I get “the look” followed by the same question, every time. I mean, it’s just tiring. I swear, I feel like kicking Craig's ass if I ever meet the guy. Watch him be totally cool.
Are we all clear? May I now do my job, the entire reason I’m here? Thank you.
As Director of Creative Shenanigans at Walt Disney Studios, I am excited to announce Disney’s 2026 blockbuster new Christmas film, titled Red Snow: Ms. White Ain't Fuckin' ‘Round. We at Walt Disney Studios care about the movie-going public. You have complained and we have listened. People, the days of Disney doing remake after remake are over. This is no remake; this is an Adaption. The movie-going public whined, Disney sipped that whine and said, “Fine”. Get it? You all… whined and the, you know… it’s a fine wine?
Any-who.
I don't want to spoil all the movie-goers’ fun, but just to whet your appetites consider this: Disney’s adaption stars none other than Samuel L Jackson. The Movie Tagline: "There are too many Mutha-Fucking Princes in this Mutha-Fucking Kingdom!" We at Disney are certain this movie will become an enduring Christmas holiday classic.
Viewers will gleefully recognize the heavy hand of Director Quentin Tarantino and his clever blending of action and comedy. I am particularly fond of the epic shoot-out scene 168 minutes into the film where Mr. Jackson's character, squinting through the heavy smoke from the gunfire, slowly takes in the carnage and remarks "Ain't so white now, is ya, bitch!". I have to admit that when I heard this line at the screening, I almost blew the coke right off the mirror, I laughed so hard. That Quentin – he really puts the "fun" in "graphic scenes depicting injury, death, gore and intense violence" does he not?
Parents, and more importantly, shareholders, this film, I hope you will all agree, really hammers home the message: The Mouse, Is Back in the Mother Fucking House. That's right, Moms, Dads, kids - Disney! Is! Back! You can fucking take that to the fucking bank, Got-DAMN! Fuck You, George Lucas! Double Fuck You, Governor DeSantis! I'm speaking for The Mouse when I say that Mickey ain't playing fucking games! Maybe, I don’t know, maybe you got him mixed up with Minnie Mouse. Minnie Mouse needs to shut her fucking cheese-hole and learn to listen to Mickey, or maybe she wants to earn another black eye to match the one she's already sporting! What do you say, Minnie? Yeah, that's what I thought. Now get the fuck out of here.
Women...mouses, that is. Mice. Whatever.
Folks, go see Red Snow: Ms. White Ain't Effin' ‘Round coming this holiday season to a theatre near you. What? I'm sorry, that's "Fuckin' ‘Round"- what did I say? ‘Effin’? In any case, I am Scott Hitler and we are the Master Race. What's that? Er, I mean, I am Scott Hitler, and I am OUT! See y’all at the movies! (Whew… that was a close one. Why do I have to do so much blow just to speak to the public?)
Disney 2026 Announcement to Shareholders Following the “Snow White” Debacle
Greetings to the Disney Shareholders & Guests.
Let me introduce myself. I am the Director of Creative Shenanigans at Walt Disney Studios; my name is Scott Hitler. Before I talk about Disney’s exciting announcement to the shareholders and Disney-worshiping public, let me begin by answering the question I seem to get asked each and every time I introduce myself, Scott Hitler.
I get it. My name – Scott Hitler - evokes a certain universal question, so let me answer the question seemingly on everyone’s minds, so that we can move on to this important announcement. I, Scott Hitler, want to be absolutely clear and unequivocal. I am not Craig Hitler’s brother. I am not related to Craig Hitler, I am not a friend of Craig Hitler, I’ve never even knowingly been in the same room as him. I know of Craig but we don’t even travel in the same circles. Where this rumor started, I have no idea. I've never even met Craig. Seriously, people. Write it down, get it tattooed on your arm if you have to, okay? Tired having to deal with this shit. I have no idea what this guy did. Obviously, it was something because as soon as I say my name, Scott Hitler, I get “the look” followed by the same question, every time. I mean, it’s just tiring. I swear, I feel like kicking Craig's ass if I ever meet the guy. Watch him be totally cool.
Are we all clear? May I now do my job, the entire reason I’m here? Thank you.
As Director of Creative Shenanigans at Walt Disney Studios, I am excited to announce Disney’s 2026 blockbuster new Christmas film, titled Red Snow: Ms. White Ain't Fuckin' ‘Round. We at Walt Disney Studios care about the movie-going public. You have complained and we have listened. People, the days of Disney doing remake after remake are over. This is no remake; this is an Adaption. The movie-going public whined, Disney sipped that whine and said, “Fine”. Get it? You all… whined and the, you know… it’s a fine wine?
Any-who.
I don't want to spoil all the movie-goers’ fun, but just to whet your appetites consider this: Disney’s adaption stars none other than Samuel L Jackson. The Movie Tagline: "There are too many Mutha-Fucking Princes in this Mutha-Fucking Kingdom!" We at Disney are certain this movie will become an enduring Christmas holiday classic.
Viewers will gleefully recognize the heavy hand of Director Quentin Tarantino and his clever blending of action and comedy. I am particularly fond of the epic shoot-out scene 168 minutes into the film where Mr. Jackson's character, squinting through the heavy smoke from the gunfire, slowly takes in the carnage and remarks "Ain't so white now, is ya, bitch!". I have to admit that when I heard this line at the screening, I almost blew the coke right off the mirror, I laughed so hard. That Quentin – he really puts the "fun" in "graphic scenes depicting injury, death, gore and intense violence" does he not?
Parents, and more importantly, shareholders, this film, I hope you will all agree, really hammers home the message: The Mouse, Is Back in the Mother Fucking House. That's right, Moms, Dads, kids - Disney! Is! Back! You can fucking take that to the fucking bank, Got-DAMN! Fuck You, George Lucas! Double Fuck You, Governor DeSantis! I'm speaking for The Mouse when I say that Mickey ain't playing fucking games! Maybe, I don’t know, maybe you got him mixed up with Minnie Mouse. Minnie Mouse needs to shut her fucking cheese-hole and learn to listen to Mickey, or maybe she wants to earn another black eye to match the one she's already sporting! What do you say, Minnie? Yeah, that's what I thought. Now get the fuck out of here.
Women...mouses, that is. Mice. Whatever.
Folks, go see Red Snow: Ms. White Ain't Effin' ‘Round coming this holiday season to a theatre near you. What? I'm sorry, that's "Fuckin' ‘Round"- what did I say? ‘Effin’? In any case, I am Scott Hitler and we are the Master Race. What's that? Er, I mean, I am Scott Hitler, and I am OUT! See y’all at the movies! (Whew… that was a close one. Why do I have to do so much blow just to speak to the public?)
