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I read here quite frequently and from time to time see questions pertaining to “how to give a good blowjob”. Well, forgive me if I ramble, as I’m an infrequent contributor to the board. I’ve been reading and watching and learning for a long time, and throw in my own opinions as a recipient of said blowjobs, and I’ve finally come to this conclusion: Men want what women want. Of course your mileage may vary.

I watch a fair amount of porn. I see time and time again a woman start off slowly, lots of soft touching and licking and sucking, and more often than not, she changes her technique, her rhythm, her cadence, and begins to look more and more frustrated. She gets angry at it! And the usual result is the guy has to pull out and finish the job himself. <sigh>.

I know from various readings and from personal experience that a (typical) woman wants to be touched the way she wants, not the way he wants. I want what I want, too. What I want is for my woman to find what I want and do that, not hunt and peck all over the place. She needs to find out, and I need to tell her, then I expect her to do that and stick with it. I love to hear a whispered “don’t stop”, and I love it when I can say that to her. It means DONOTSTOPUNTILIFINISH! It’s ok to spend time teasing and changing things up, but when it’s time for the climax, pay attention and do what he likes It won’t take long at all!

All that being said, what make a blowjob a good one (to me) is simple. Messy is good. Saliva is good. Finger tips on the shaft are good. Light licking of the head of his dick is good. Licking balls is good. Hands on his thighs with a mouth on his dick is good. There’s a whole packet of nerve endings that run along the underside of a dick, from the base of the scrotum, all the way up the shaft, and including the head. Once you get to the tip of the head, and start down the top side, it’s almost dead. It’s ok for a playground, and shouldn’t be ignored, but that ain’t where an orgasm’s going to come from.

That’s the foreplay part. When it’s time to get serious, take the head of his dick into your mouth and lightly suck it, while rolling your tongue around on the underside. Use your hands lightly on his tummy, chest, and thighs, or reach around and lightly stroke his butt, or barely graze his balls. But keep that gentle sucking going! Steady rhythm now. Once in a while, take more of the shaft in your mouth, than let go and go back to working on the head. (The underside – did I mention that?) Just a few minutes of that is all it takes.

That’s a good blowjob!
 
You seriously compared real blowjobs to porn? ...do you compare pussy eating to porn, too?

Porn is fake. Nothing about what happens in porn feels good in real life. Slamming her while she's upside down isn't sexy at all. And neither are those blowjobs.
 
You seriously compared real blowjobs to porn? ...do you compare pussy eating to porn, too?

Porn is fake. Nothing about what happens in porn feels good in real life. Slamming her while she's upside down isn't sexy at all. And neither are those blowjobs.

Well said and thank you.....now I know three smart people in Savannah...(the other two are biker friends) ;)
 
Well said and thank you.....now I know three smart people in Savannah...(the other two are biker friends) ;)

Well, I don't like to brag but I always did have the most amount of gold stars in my kindergarten class for those 4 years. My teacher said I was special.

;)
 
You seriously compared real blowjobs to porn? ...do you compare pussy eating to porn, too?

Porn is fake. Nothing about what happens in porn feels good in real life. Slamming her while she's upside down isn't sexy at all. And neither are those blowjobs.
Now, I wouldn't go that far. Yes, pro porn has a lot of fakeness, but claiming no porno sex is actually good is pretty extreme. You have to remember that just because something doesn't work for you, doesn't mean some other man or woman out there wouldn't like it.
 
Now, I wouldn't go that far. Yes, pro porn has a lot of fakeness, but claiming no porno sex is actually good is pretty extreme. You have to remember that just because something doesn't work for you, doesn't mean some other man or woman out there wouldn't like it.

is there something in particular you have in mind? :devil:
 
The worst blow job that i ever got was wonderful and from there they just got better!!!!!
 
I agree. My current GF was terrible at first but with some coaching she is pretty dang good...or perhaps I just lowered my expectations...Nah, I'm a good motivator and coach.LOL


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The worst blow job that i ever got was wonderful and from there they just got better!!!!!
 
And the usual result is the guy has to pull out and finish the job himself. <sigh>.

Um... the usual result is that the guy pulls out and finishes the job himself so that the camera can see him ejaculating - because that's quite literally the money shot.
 
a great blow job happens when the woman enjoys it - simple -
tecnique differs depending on cock and it's owner:)
got to let mouth, tongue, lips, teeth work their own magic
 
I have found that what he says when his cock is in my mouth is what really matters. After an hour I changed things up and he said "why didn't you do that sooner?" I said, "Why didn't you tell me that's what you wanted?" Communication! And gentle sucking??? I suck his ass off the bed, no gentle about it, and he begs me to do it again!!!!
 
is there something in particular you have in mind? :devil:
No, not really, but there's plenty of good sexual techniques mixed in with the over the top shit. Besides, acrobatic sex postions aren't too bad for a quickie.

Um... the usual result is that the guy pulls out and finishes the job himself so that the camera can see him ejaculating - because that's quite literally the money shot.
Yeah, that's exactly it. Plenty of guys finish inside of their costars during porn shooting, but that's considered a waste from a porn perspective, since you can't see it on video unless you're doing creampies.
 
Did you say "nothing that happens in porn feels good in real life"? I guess I just disagree with that statement. At least in my experience.
 
Dude . . . get a clue

I read here quite frequently and from time to time see questions pertaining to “how to give a good blowjob”. Well, forgive me if I ramble, as I’m an infrequent contributor to the board. I’ve been reading and watching and learning for a long time, and throw in my own opinions as a recipient of said blowjobs, and I’ve finally come to this conclusion: Men want what women want. Of course your mileage may vary.

I watch a fair amount of porn. I see time and time again a woman start off slowly, lots of soft touching and licking and sucking, and more often than not, she changes her technique, her rhythm, her cadence, and begins to look more and more frustrated. She gets angry at it! And the usual result is the guy has to pull out and finish the job himself. <sigh>.

I know from various readings and from personal experience that a (typical) woman wants to be touched the way she wants, not the way he wants. I want what I want, too. What I want is for my woman to find what I want and do that, not hunt and peck all over the place. She needs to find out, and I need to tell her, then I expect her to do that and stick with it. I love to hear a whispered “don’t stop”, and I love it when I can say that to her. It means DONOTSTOPUNTILIFINISH! It’s ok to spend time teasing and changing things up, but when it’s time for the climax, pay attention and do what he likes It won’t take long at all!

All that being said, what make a blowjob a good one (to me) is simple. Messy is good. Saliva is good. Finger tips on the shaft are good. Light licking of the head of his dick is good. Licking balls is good. Hands on his thighs with a mouth on his dick is good. There’s a whole packet of nerve endings that run along the underside of a dick, from the base of the scrotum, all the way up the shaft, and including the head. Once you get to the tip of the head, and start down the top side, it’s almost dead. It’s ok for a playground, and shouldn’t be ignored, but that ain’t where an orgasm’s going to come from.

That’s the foreplay part. When it’s time to get serious, take the head of his dick into your mouth and lightly suck it, while rolling your tongue around on the underside. Use your hands lightly on his tummy, chest, and thighs, or reach around and lightly stroke his butt, or barely graze his balls. But keep that gentle sucking going! Steady rhythm now. Once in a while, take more of the shaft in your mouth, than let go and go back to working on the head. (The underside – did I mention that?) Just a few minutes of that is all it takes.

That’s a good blowjob!

Porn is visual.

Giving good head is about putting your lover in their own world, causing their eyes to close, back to arch, feeling their spams and body shake.

I don't care about the pictures at 11:00. I'm living in the here and now
 
I read here quite frequently and from time to time see questions pertaining to “how to give a good blowjob”. Well, forgive me if I ramble, as I’m an infrequent contributor to the board. I’ve been reading and watching and learning for a long time, and throw in my own opinions as a recipient of said blowjobs, and I’ve finally come to this conclusion: Men want what women want. Of course your mileage may vary.

I watch a fair amount of porn.

1) All you've accomplished is telling a board full of random strangers how you like your blowjobs. You should be telling your partners this, not us. Personally, I don't care what you like, I only care what my partner enjoys.

2) Are you substituting porn for real life encounters?
 
a great blow job happens when the woman enjoys it - simple -
tecnique differs depending on cock and it's owner:)
got to let mouth, tongue, lips, teeth work their own magic

I'd have to agree that, for me, her wanting to do so in the first place is where it starts. Probably because of twisted male genitilia is dirty messages I got, but delightfully that has morphed into "wow, I get to put my dirty..." ...well you get the idea.

Did you say "nothing that happens in porn feels good in real life"? I guess I just disagree with that statement. At least in my experience.

I think I need to hear a bit more about your experience and review any still photos and video footage you may have of those experiences to evaluate that statement. I take you at your word that you in fact enjoyed your experiences, but what I mean is with-out seeing the visuals, I'm having difficulty deciding how well those experiences align with what I think of when I think of pornographic filmography.

If you have any where you aren't completely naked or dressed in couture by Frederick's, don't hesitate to include those as well, as at times I think there can be drawn parallels to porn even if it is just some really raunchy dry-humping.
 
All you've accomplished is telling a board full of random strangers how you like your blowjobs. You should be telling your partners this, not us. Personally, I don't care what you like, I only care what my partner enjoys.
There is a very important distinction between:

How to give me a good blowjob.

versus:

How to give a good blowjob.


I mean, one can throw in tips that are found to be useful but specifics on technique are going to vary in effectiveness depending on what the recipient likes and does not like.

Are you substituting porn for real life encounters?
I also wouldn't recommend relying on porn to determine how most blowjobs are performed. Porn isn't an accurate mirror of reality if the OP hasn't figured that out yet.
 
Cocksuckle

Guys watch WAY too much porn. The guys getting the good bj's are too BUSY to watch porn. And you never HEAR about the GIRLS aho give good head because they always have cocks in their mouths, unless you hear it from other guys, and then it's, "Yah, she's really hot, I fucked her sixty times in one night, yada yada."

In porn, the guy pulls out and finishes off by hosing the girl to prove that it was really happening, or because the fluffers were on strike and he couldn't keep it up otherwise.("Fluffers" are the off-camera people that keep the ON-camera people up.)

I mean, guys send me porn all the time, they're like, "God, Jamie, this is really hot!" and it's always GYNO-porn, you know, extreme close-ups of a cock sliding in-and-out, in-and-out, could be a mouth, an ass, a cunt, a hand, I mean I guess GUYS get off on that, but it's pretty BOR-ing for a grrl.

I mean, I like the guy to be assertive about what he likes, like, maybe grabbing my hair and saying, "Don't suck so hard, Jamie! Use your tongue more!" or whatever. Besides, it's not hard to tell if you're doing it right. (Blush) Actually, it IS hard if you are doing it right!

Girls don't listen. I mean, I'm like that, I talk all the time, guys are like, "Can SOMEONE put SOMETHING in Jamie's MOUTH to SHUT her UP!" and the "something" is usually a COCK, so here I am, my mouth full of penis, and I can't talk, so I am THINKING about what I'm going to say next.

So then I started LISTENING, I don't mean like when he says, "Suck it, bitch!" because that's what they say in the porn films and he thinks he has to. I mean, like, when I am doing it right, it gets extra-hard and throbs in my mouth, and he breathes harder and starts to squirm and stuff, I mean you have to be pretty stupid not to figure it out. You do what makes him squirm. (No, Virginia, you don't bite it...)

But then, I've been doing this a long time. I started when I was [censored], and by the time I was [censored] my street name was "P. B." which was short for "penis breath" because you couldn't say "penis" in school except in health class.

Love,

Jamie

PS Never really had any complaints. One guy came in my eye before I could even get it in my mouth, and when I had braces I was afraid guys wouldn't want to put their units in there with all that steelwork, but they didn't seem to care. The older guys thought it was hott.

PPS Try some chocolate-covered penis. Dip it in Hershey's, or honey, but not tequila... I could never get all the Hershey's licked off before he came.

PPPS Or, some guys like it like a cocksuckle, you know, "Lick it, Jamie! Like a lollipop!"
 
i find that after a slow start, sicking on the head, one hand on the balls, and one hand playing around the backdoor is an almost guaranteed Gyser!
 
Jamesricho i find that after a slow start, sicking on the head, one hand on the balls, and one hand playing around the backdoor is an almost guaranteed Gyser!

I'll second that and 3rd and 4th:rolleyes:
 
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