So Brain, what we gonna do tomorrow night?

[TheEarl]

I'm a student (for another four days).
I don't get drunk.
Do it again. Bigger tree, smaller fish.

Right, an oak with an anchovy then. Can it be frozen?

Actually, I don't tend to get drunk and do stupid things IRL, like the student stereotype. The only times I've got drunk in recent times have been when I was being maudlin. Then I'm more likely to take the fish to my wrists than an tree.

The Earl

 

[minsue]

Don't do it, Earl. It's not worth it.

You can wash and wash, but you'll smell like fish for days.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Don't do it, Earl. It's not worth it.

You can wash and wash, but you'll smell like fish for days.

That's what my orthopedic sturgeon told me too.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Right, an oak with an anchovy then. Can it be frozen?

Actually, I don't tend to get drunk and do stupid things IRL, like the student stereotype. The only times I've got drunk in recent times have been when I was being maudlin. Then I'm more likely to take the fish to my wrists than an tree.

The Earl

Sure, the oak can be frozen. Strange request.

If you try and slash your wrists with a fish, can you get carp-el tunnel syndrome?

 

[TheEarl]

Don't do it, Earl. It's not worth it.

You can wash and wash, but you'll smell like fish for days.

I know, I know <sobs>. I still remember the shame of my roommate coming in and finding me, my wrists smelling of fish, with a semi-defrosted cod in my hand.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

If you try and slash your wrists with a fish, can you get carp-el tunnel syndrome?

And you might end up in halibet.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I know, I know <sobs>. I still remember the shame of my roommate coming in and finding me, my wrists smelling of fish, with a semi-defrosted cod in my hand.

The Earl

I think there's a pill for that . . .

 

[TheEarl]

I think there's a pill for that . . .

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - Viagra is not the universal panacea. <shakes head>

The Earl

 

[Evil Alpaca]

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - Viagra is not the universal panacea. <shakes head>

The Earl

Cialis? I hear it has fish oil in it?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Don't do it, Earl. It's not worth it.

You can wash and wash, but you'll smell like fish for days.

Sounds like the punchline to a dirty joke, to me.

Originally posted by The Earl
Alpaca. I'm a student. We get drunk. I've done it already.

Hah! That got a grin. Nice one, Earl.

Shanglan

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Sounds like the punchline to a dirty joke, to me.

Shanglan

ANYTHING sounds like the punchline to a dirty joke to you!

 

[BlackShanglan]

ANYTHING sounds like the punchline to a dirty joke to you!

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[robynwildchild]

i'd prolly start with killing our president...
then blowing up every major credit card company and bank in the world
sell drugs to all the politicians reintroduce free love
and advertise sex as if it was the cure all for loneliness and pain.. uhm... steal money from every famous person i could find without being arrested.... blow up buildings with idiots in them.. set the prisons en masse to every television station and have them run the publicity..

form chaos bubbles around the world like they did in fight club and make sure cartoons were shown in every grade up until college graduation

happy people everywhere