so what did i miss

[Lord_Steve]

Lord Steve!
I am not around much, but I am happy to see you when I am here.
Welcome back.

likewise, i'm sure *curtseys*

 

[Etoile]

AW YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS IT'S LIKE THIS

LORD STEVE IS THE MACK DADDY

AND HE'S BACK TO SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME

here's some lowercase so it doesn't fuck up

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I think we need an L_S poem to convince, prod, demand or inspire Etoile to clean her environs.

Written in all caps.

 

[Etoile]

I think we need an L_S poem to convince, prod, demand or inspire Etoile to clean her environs.

Written in all caps.

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Don't forget the lowercase part, or it will convert everything to initial caps.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Don't forget the lowercase part, or it will convert everything to initial caps.

Of course! Now, we push a dish of L_S food near his den, and see what happens.

 

[Lord_Steve]

Of course! Now, we push a dish of L_S food near his den, and see what happens.

little known fact: L_S food is basically a blend of maker's mark and sushi.

i would be tickled pink and other associated colors to oblige you fine folks but im not sure what exactly yall are jawin' about!

but yeah i'll glue down my SHIFT KEY IF YOU GUYS WANT TO EXPLAIN WHAT EXACTLY IM WRITING ABOUT

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

*Hugs Lord Steve*

 

[Lord_Steve]

*Hugs Lord Steve*

*awkwardly turns hug into a handshake, then wanders away in a daze*

 

[Lord_Steve]

Gee, what a shame that your post on my "Notice of Submission" thread didn't get a single response after several days, especially after you put so much into being both sarcastic and insulting at the same time.

God I love karma!

-Complaisant1, "Private Message" 2012, from the personal collection of L. Steve.

god i missed this place

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

little known fact: L_S food is basically a blend of maker's mark and sushi.

i would be tickled pink and other associated colors to oblige you fine folks but im not sure what exactly yall are jawin' about!

but yeah i'll glue down my SHIFT KEY IF YOU GUYS WANT TO EXPLAIN WHAT EXACTLY IM WRITING ABOUT

Just put on Caps Lock, then let your mind go kind of blank and move your fingers around until clever stuff comes out about Etoile and her cluttered living space. After that, write a sentence in lowercase. It will be both amusing and diverting.

Also, let C_in_C hug you. You need it and she's good at it.

I don't know about Complaisant1. It sounds to me, as a layman, that there is some "bad blood" there. Maybe send flowers, or an apologetic PM, or put her on ignore?

I would also drink a lot of water, and avoid processed carbs.

I hope this has helped.

 

[Lord_Steve]

Just put on Caps Lock, then let your mind go kind of blank and move your fingers around until clever stuff comes out about Etoile and her cluttered living space. After that, write a sentence in lowercase. It will be both amusing and diverting.

Also, let C_in_C hug you. You need it and she's good at it.

I don't know about Complaisant1. It sounds to me, as a layman, that there is some "bad blood" there. Maybe send flowers, or an apologetic PM, or put her on ignore?

I would also drink a lot of water, and avoid processed carbs.

I hope this has helped.

it has! it truly has.

okay DROP A BEAT

INSTEAD OF BOXES UNPACKING
ON DAY-OLD PIZZAS WE SNACKING
ETOILE DON'T SEEM TO MIND
ALL THIS MUD THAT SHE'S TRACKING
IM A FUCKIN OCD SUFFERER
AND THO GODDAMNIT I LOVE HER
THIS AINT 'XACTLY AN APARTMENT
THAT SHE COULD SHOW TO HER MOTHER

(YO THE FUCKING BEAT SLOWS DOWN HERE AIGHT)

FUCKIN' GARBAGE ON THE TABLES
DENTED CANS WITH PEELING LABELS
EVEN MISS MOTHERFUCKING MANNERS
BE LIKE "YO SHIT LOOK LIKE A STABLE"
HER LIVING SPACE IS LIKE A MANGER
IT WOULD TAKE A FUCKIN ARMY RANGER
TO FIND A SINGLE SQUARE INCH
TO WHICH A BROOM IS NOT A STRANGER

SOME PEOPLE SPRING CLEAN AND OTHER DUDES PLAY HOUSE
ETOILE JUST LOOKS FOR LAUNDRY AINT BEEN SHIT IN BY A MOUSE
HER FUCKIN DESK SO CLUTTERED IT LIKE A CITY DUMP IN MINIATURE
HER SHOWER MOLD LIKE BUSHES IN WHICH YOU COULD HIDE A... grouse
wait fuck

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

it has! it truly has.

okay DROP A BEAT

FIRST RATE, TOP DRAWER, AND A CAPITAL EFFORT, SIR!

fuck yeah.

 

[missgiter]

-stumbles onto this thread-

Interesting.

Anyways, Hello.

*waves and walks away*

 

[Etoile]

INSTEAD OF BOXES UNPACKING
ON DAY-OLD PIZZAS WE SNACKING
ETOILE DON'T SEEM TO MIND
ALL THIS MUD THAT SHE'S TRACKING
IM A FUCKIN OCD SUFFERER
AND THO GODDAMNIT I LOVE HER
THIS AINT 'XACTLY AN APARTMENT
THAT SHE COULD SHOW TO HER MOTHER

(YO THE FUCKING BEAT SLOWS DOWN HERE AIGHT)

FUCKIN' GARBAGE ON THE TABLES
DENTED CANS WITH PEELING LABELS
EVEN MISS MOTHERFUCKING MANNERS
BE LIKE "YO SHIT LOOK LIKE A STABLE"
HER LIVING SPACE IS LIKE A MANGER
IT WOULD TAKE A FUCKIN ARMY RANGER
TO FIND A SINGLE SQUARE INCH
TO WHICH A BROOM IS NOT A STRANGER

SOME PEOPLE SPRING CLEAN AND OTHER DUDES PLAY HOUSE
ETOILE JUST LOOKS FOR LAUNDRY AINT BEEN SHIT IN BY A MOUSE
HER FUCKIN DESK SO CLUTTERED IT LIKE A CITY DUMP IN MINIATURE
HER SHOWER MOLD LIKE BUSHES IN WHICH YOU COULD HIDE A... grouse
wait fuck

This...this the finest work you have ever done. I am truly, truly honored to be the recipient of such glorious words dripping from the nib of your pen, falling like raindrops on my face in a storm, keeping me awake, wait what were we talking about?

I am laughing, spellbound, and...HAVE YOU BEEN IN MY APARTMENT?!?!

 

[Lord_Steve]

I am laughing, spellbound, and...HAVE YOU BEEN IN MY APARTMENT?!?!

let's just say i haven't not considered maybe climbing through your window every night and, hypothetically, eating ramen noodles slowly and watching you sleep.

 

[Lord_Steve]

-stumbles onto this thread-

Interesting.

Anyways, Hello.

*waves and walks away*

hi! hello! hey

 

[Etoile]

let's just say i haven't not considered maybe climbing through your window every night and, hypothetically, eating ramen noodles slowly and watching you sleep.

I knew there was a reason my ramen kept disappearing...