So, what did you watch today...

I was very specifically not invited to a party. No problem that I hooked up your TV and your soundbar and your Blu-ray player and your router. And am paying for your Hulu subscription (which I just cancelled). I have a couple movies rented from the library. The librarians don't pay any attention to me anyway. So you can't possibly be watching "In the Heart of the Sea" (doesn't make me want to read the book), "Gangster Squad" (nothing like my life at all unfortunately), or "Jane Eyre" (who gives a fuck). If only for a day. And then you can have it.
 
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