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Because I don't like arguments
SWA YOU putting on French maids outfit?
My life is too complicated already...![]()
SWAY living out your fantasies?
Because I haven't perfected my nanobots to construct diamond filament chain-mail yet...
SWAY a rocket scientist?
Because I am out riding my unicorn!
SWAY out changing the world for the better?
I'm going to sleep soon. think some might say I am.
SWAY fighting climate change?
Because mother nature is a meaner bitch than me! LOL
SWAY staying up late like the rest of us?
oh but I am...... because I'm off tomorrow
SWAY..... making an ice cream run tonight?
Please... no more shopping today... please have mercy...
SWAY sending someone on an ice cream run?
She is at work! Dang it!
SWAY putting another shrimp on the barbie?
Because Ken is on Barbie right now! LOL
SWAY sending your SO sexy text messages?
No SO.
SWAY dancing in front of your SO to distract them?
If I had one I would be....
SWAY trying to take over the world?
Because then I'd have to run it, and I'm pretty certain I'd do a horrible job.
SWAY snuggling with someone enjoyable to be around?
Because nobody is available to me
SWAY setting that clock that still has the wrong time?
Because it is a reminder thatt time is arbitrary.
SWAY seizing the day?
Because I had to work..... just too tired too seize
SWAY writing a song?
because the muse hasn't struck.
SWAY singing your favorite song?
because the muse hasn't struck.
SWAY singing your favorite song?