Soft to Erect-difference on size?

[grayin]

I was sitting around naked in the kitchen the otherday. I was a cool weather day but still in the 70's in the house.
I looked down and noticed my dick was about 2 inches was all! Thought damn I never noticed that before. The wife stated she was glad transformed into what she thinks is plenty.
Maybe it was the cool weather because the kitchen floor was cold?
But when ready for action (erect) it almost 8 inches in which I did verify later in the day.
Is that large of a difference in size from soft - hard pretty normal?

 

[Eilan]

My husband's cock is 12 inches when flaccid and 18 inches when erect. More or less.

Now we're worried about the size of cocks when they're NOT erect?!?!

 

[LadyJeanne]

Every time I start to think we've drained through every possible variation of cock characteristics thread, yet another new one arises.

*shakes head*

Just imagine what we could accomplish if all that careful study were applied to world peace or how to turn a woman on or something.

 

[grayin]

My husband's cock is 12 inches when flaccid and 18 inches when erect. More or less.

Now we're worried about the size of cocks when they're NOT erect?!?!

Not worried at all. Just a curious I guess.

Grayin

 

[Chicklet]

Is that large of a difference in size from soft - hard pretty normal?

i have yet to be shocked in size differences limp --> erect

 

[Quoll]

The average increase in penis length on erection is from 3.4 inches to 5.9 inches.

However, small penises increase in size proportionately much more than large penises. For example, a penis which is less than 2 inches in length when flaccid increases on average to 5.2 inches in length when erect. A penis that is 5 inches or more when flaccid increases on average by only 1.5 inches.

There is a small minority of penises which actually just get hard, and don't increase in length at all: these are usually over 6 inches when flaccid, so there aren't many of them!

 

[A_Kefka]

all I can say on this subject is that I find a lot of variation in size when I'm not hard. I'm about 7 hard, but have seen it from about 2(maybe a little less) up to maybe 5 without being hard at all. Its not jsut temperature that makes a difference, I really don't know what all affects it. but then I never thought about it much.

 

[midwestyankee]

My husband's cock is 12 inches when flaccid and 18 inches when erect. More or less.

Now we're worried about the size of cocks when they're NOT erect?!?!

Dear Eilan,

As the HT Forum's expert on cock-size threads you may be the only person who can answer this question, so I am turning to you in desperation.

Last night in a dream, God told me to measure my cock. He told me that in His wisdom He was about to decree that henceforth all males would be born with the size of their cocks permanently tattooed on their earlobes for all to see. My purpose, well I guess it was His purpose, but you know what I mean, was to give Him empirical evidence on the size of the modern man's cock (He told me that his latest data stopped with Thomas Aquinas) so that He could work out the needed modifications to DNA. What else could I do but agree to do His work, right?

Anyway, the problem is that I can't figure out how to carry out His wishes. I remember every detail from the dream but I am stuck on how to carry out the measurement.

The problem, you see, is that I have to give Him the measurement in cubits.

So, please help me out here: what the fuck is a cubit?






And why did God sound so much like Bill Cosby?

 

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[Quoll]

Dear Eilan,

As the HT Forum's expert on cock-size threads you may be the only person who can answer this question, so I am turning to you in desperation.

Last night in a dream, God told me to measure my cock. He told me that in His wisdom He was about to decree that henceforth all males would be born with the size of their cocks permanently tattooed on their earlobes for all to see. My purpose, well I guess it was His purpose, but you know what I mean, was to give Him empirical evidence on the size of the modern man's cock (He told me that his latest data stopped with Thomas Aquinas) so that He could work out the needed modifications to DNA. What else could I do but agree to do His work, right?

Anyway, the problem is that I can't figure out how to carry out His wishes. I remember every detail from the dream but I am stuck on how to carry out the measurement.

The problem, you see, is that I have to give Him the measurement in cubits.

So, please help me out here: what the fuck is a cubit?






And why did God sound so much like Bill Cosby?

Ooh ooh I know this one.

a:cubit.
The standard length of the internet penis.

b:cubit.
A cubit is a unit of linear measure, from the elbow to the tip of the longest finger of a man.

c:cubit.
This unit is commonly converted to 0.46 meters or 18 inches, although that varies with height of the man doing the measurement.

d:cubit.
There is also a “long” cubit that is longer than a regular cubit by a handbreadth. (Ezekiel 43:13)


Well it all fits, I am impressed with god's forsight, who knew that a cubit was predestined to be the universal internet measurement.

Of course this does leave us with the question "Do women prefer the "long" cubit or the standard cubit?"

Addendum:
a:cumbit.
A cumbit is a unit of linear measure, from the elbow to the tip of the longest finger of a woman.

b:cumbit.
The standard internet size of the receptacle for the cubit.

My husband's cock is 12 inches when flaccid and 18 inches when erect. More or less.

Yep that's a cubit alright.

 

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[KarenDee]

OK class...here's our math problem for the day. We have a man (we'll call him "Doug" for convenience sake) who is headed on a trip to visit an internet acquaintance named "Jennifer." Doug leaves Detroit and has his laptop with him on the bus. He decides to read through his email that he downloaded recently. A note from Jennifer whom he met on a cyber chat asks "Hey Doug...can you let me know your cock size?" Now Doug doesn't want to disappoint, so before he reaches Cleveland, he comes up with a nifty reply to Jennifer about the size of his manhood. Doug, in reality, is sporting 4" fully erect, but he knows Jennifer will drop him like a Hefty bag full of vegetable soup if he admits it, so he writes back, "Hi Jennifer, I'm 11" cut and shaved, and REAL THICK baby!" From this we can deduce that real cock size (RCS) is actually Internet Cock Size (ICS) divided in half and then subtracting 1.5" or neatly represented by the formula;

RCS = ICS/2 - 1.5

This in no way is indicative of Doug's internet brain size (DIBS) and his number of actual brain cells (ABC) which using the same theory as above comes out as;

ABC = DIBS/2 - 12,640,815

Of course, before he can reply he also has to factor in Jennifer's bust measurement, in case there is the remote chance that Doug may actually meet up with Jennifer for a roll in the sack. Deducing from comments made in cyber chat about her amplitude, we can surmise that Jennifer's lung capacity revolves around the formula of Real Tit Size (RTS) versus Internet Tit Size (ITS). Then we have Internet Cup Size (ICS) and Real Cup Size (RCS). And since Jennifer (unbeknownst to Doug) is really David in disguise(!!!), and since David's knowledge of bust measurements is sorely lacking, he (she) professes to be a "44-DD", effectively telling the world that, sure, his (her) mammary can fill a good size soup bowl, but he (she) really needs to start hitting the treadmill in order to lose a few pounds! Oh yes, back to the formula for tit size;

RTS = ITS - 10" and RCS = ICS - 2 alphabetical characters.

So if Doug leaves Detroit at 11:00 AM and answers his mail truthfully, will Jennifer (David) still be waiting in Cleveland?

 

[phoenix1224]

Guys, WTF is up with the obsession with your cocks?

Granted, I'm a guy and like my cock... a lot. But, I'm sure as hell not obsessed with it (unlike SOME of the more recent posters).

The cock you have is the cock you have... There's no changing it... That includes both erect and flaccid lengths.

So, accept it and GET OVER IT ALREADY!!!

 

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[Quoll]

OK class...here's our math problem for the day. We have a man (we'll call him "Doug" for convenience sake) who is headed on a trip to visit an internet acquaintance named "Jennifer." Doug leaves Detroit and has his laptop with him on the bus. He decides to read through his email that he downloaded recently. A note from Jennifer whom he met on a cyber chat asks "Hey Doug...can you let me know your cock size?" Now Doug doesn't want to disappoint, so before he reaches Cleveland, he comes up with a nifty reply to Jennifer about the size of his manhood. Doug, in reality, is sporting 4" fully erect, but he knows Jennifer will drop him like a Hefty bag full of vegetable soup if he admits it, so he writes back, "Hi Jennifer, I'm 11" cut and shaved, and REAL THICK baby!" From this we can deduce that real cock size (RCS) is actually Internet Cock Size (ICS) divided in half and then subtracting 1.5" or neatly represented by the formula;

RCS = ICS/2 - 1.5

This in no way is indicative of Doug's internet brain size (DIBS) and his number of actual brain cells (ABC) which using the same theory as above comes out as;

ABC = DIBS/2 - 12,640,815

Of course, before he can reply he also has to factor in Jennifer's bust measurement, in case there is the remote chance that Doug may actually meet up with Jennifer for a roll in the sack. Deducing from comments made in cyber chat about her amplitude, we can surmise that Jennifer's lung capacity revolves around the formula of Real Tit Size (RTS) versus Actual Tit Size (ATS). Then we have Internet Cup Size (ICS) and Real Cup Size (RCS). And since Jennifer (unbeknownst to Doug) is really David in disguise(!!!), and since David's knowledge of bust measurements is sorely lacking, he (she) professes to be a "44-DD", effectively telling the world that, sure, his (her) mammary can fill a good size soup bowl, but he (she) really needs to start hitting the treadmill in order to lose a few pounds! Oh yes, back to the formula for tit size;

RTS = ITS - 10" and RCS = ICS - 2 alphabetical characters.

So if Doug leaves Detroit at 11:00 AM and answers his mail truthfully, will Jennifer (David) still be waiting in Cleveland?

Now, for the answer: Jennifer (aka David) will still be waiting in Cleveland only if she (he) physically has both the cock and the tits, in which case her (his) ass hole will still be 2cm dialated from last night and ready for Doug's visit.

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[cowboy911]

yeah I noticed especially when Its COLD, mine will be smaller than normal, but when it gets excited cold in the snow or whatever it gets the smae size as always.

 

[CuriousRed]

If I'm really, really cold all I've got is a head and no balls . If I'm really hot (like right out of the shower) it's usually 2"-3".

Now when it gets hard, I go up to 6".

My wife loves watching it grow from nothing to something, and I love it when she makes it do that.

 

[grayin]

OK well thanks for the info and data points.
Sorry I started a "cock size" tread again
Not worried about it (Took over 40+ yrs to notice ).
Wife is always impressed that it can go from "that" to "THAT"

Thanks for the input!
Grayin

 

[TBKahuna123]

Karen that's awesome. RCS = ICS -1.5? I think that needs to be on a t-shirt!

 

[fgarvb1]

You people have waaaaay to much time on your hands!

 

[KarenDee]

You people have waaaaay to much time on your hands!

LMAO...you're the one with 4,920 posts...what kettle are you calling black?

 

[TBKahuna123]

You people have waaaaay to much time on your hands!

This from a man approaching 5000 posts!

Hello pot, this is the kettle...you're black!

 

[TBKahuna123]

LMAO...you're the one with 4,920 posts...what kettle are you calling black?

LOL! OK, Now that is great minds thinking alike!!!!

 

[KarenDee]

(giggling uncontrollably) Are you peaking in my window or what (goes to look)?