Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Kittycity]

Ravers - glow sticks will have someone's eye out at the very least

 

[barefootgirl69]

Snacky snacks gone bad.

 

[orangecurious]

Toxic snacky snacks

 

[ABiGuy84]

Uber Drivers

 

[UnquietDreams]

Vermicous Kinids.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Waffle iron repeatedly Smacking your head.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Xylophone dropped from a passing Amazon plane.

 

[Trubbycat]

Yellowjackets. Those fuckers.

 

[orangecurious]

Zorbing out of control

 

[Kittycity]

Aerobics after a marathon, not wise!

 

[TheMrBurns]

Belly dancing with nitroglycerin on your belt

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ceiling fans while you are practicing tap dancing on stilts.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Elephant using you as a chair.

 

[orangecurious]

Falling things falling on you a lot

 

[UnquietDreams]

Geese.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Hop scotching over hungry crocodiles heads

 

[ABiGuy84]

Imbeciles

 

[orangecurious]

Juggling jaguars (the big cat, obvs)

 

[ABiGuy84]

Kids

 

[barefootgirl69]

Leaping lizards

 

[orangecurious]

Maniacal Mongooses (Mongeese?)

 

[deft]

Nocturnal Noises.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Opossums with a vendetta

 

[ABiGuy84]

People

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Quaaludes

Ceiling fans while you are practicing tap dancing on stilts.

OMFG…one morning, years ago in a previous apt, one of the bedroom ceiling fan’s blades came loose and FLEW into my pillow, hitting the headboard. Luckily, I had gotten up early that day to participate in an Extra Life video game marathon benefiting children’s hospitals, or it very well could have broken something or killed me, depending on the angle and velocity. Extra Life, indeed!