Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Mrtenant]

Quintuplet pro wrestlers on a cocaine and steroid binge

 

[Kittycity]

Ravers - glow sticks will have someone's eye out at the very least

 

[barefootgirl69]

Snacky snacks gone bad.

 

[orangecurious]

Toxic snacky snacks

 

[ABiGuy84]

Uber Drivers

 

[UnquietDreams]

Vermicous Kinids.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Waffle iron repeatedly Smacking your head.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Xylophone dropped from a passing Amazon plane.

 

[Trubbycat]

Yellowjackets. Those fuckers.

 

[orangecurious]

Zorbing out of control

 

[Kittycity]

Aerobics after a marathon, not wise!

 

[TheMrBurns]

Belly dancing with nitroglycerin on your belt

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ceiling fans while you are practicing tap dancing on stilts.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Elephant using you as a chair.

 

[orangecurious]

Falling things falling on you a lot

 

[UnquietDreams]

Geese.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Hop scotching over hungry crocodiles heads

 

[ABiGuy84]

Imbeciles

 

[orangecurious]

Juggling jaguars (the big cat, obvs)

 

[ABiGuy84]

Kids

 

[barefootgirl69]

Leaping lizards

 

[orangecurious]

Maniacal Mongooses (Mongeese?)

 

[deft]

Nocturnal Noises.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Opossums with a vendetta

 

[ABiGuy84]

People