Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Quaaludes

Ceiling fans while you are practicing tap dancing on stilts.

OMFG…one morning, years ago in a previous apt, one of the bedroom ceiling fan’s blades came loose and FLEW into my pillow, hitting the headboard. Luckily, I had gotten up early that day to participate in an Extra Life video game marathon benefiting children’s hospitals, or it very well could have broken something or killed me, depending on the angle and velocity. Extra Life, indeed!

 

[ABiGuy84]

Republicans

 

[TheMrBurns]

Sassenachs

 

[Kittycity]

Terrifying tulips - they might look pretty but don't let that fool you

 

[ABiGuy84]

User

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Veronica, if you’re a Heather

 

[Azuldrgon]

walking without lumpias when @Kitty_so_frisky is hungry,

 

[CreekyBonz]

Xerox pictures of your sex act at the office reaching your spouse

 

[UnquietDreams]

Xtro. Yes, the movie is bad enough to kill you.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Yak falling over on you.

 

[SlyderInside]

Zoo trolley when I’m it paying enough attention.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Arachnids

 

[barefootgirl69]

BIG arachnids!

 

[ABiGuy84]

CUNTS!

 

[deft]

Dervishes, if they Whirl too close to you.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Electric Saw

 

[deft]

Fiduciary financial commitments.

 

[jarigi]

Group of garrellous, giant giraffes...(oh, they're real!!)

 

[orangecurious]

Hungry Hippos having a helluva time

 

[deft]

Impudent Iguana interrupting your ingestation.

 

[orangecurious]

Jumping Jaguars just doing it for japes

 

[deft]

Killer Whales kicking off for kicks.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Laughing llamas loosening ladders, likely led by Loki

 

[Kittycity]

Massive martians

 

[orangecurious]

Naughty Neptunians