Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[ydahecnot]

Meat cleaver in the wrong hands

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Nancy Reagan as a zombie.

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

Ophthalmolgic infections

 

[BadAmy]

Pulling the peepee of an angry bull.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Quietly sneaking up on Chuck Norris.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Rex Kwon Do (From Napoleon Dynamite, the only person who can legitimately kick Chuck Norris's ass)

 

[OHmanslut]

Sex with a 1000lb gorilla

 

[done_got_old]

teasing a 1000lb gorilla

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

Urinating on a 1000lb gorilla

 

[Sexy_Little_Minx]

Venomous vipers

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Weapon cleaning mishaps

 

[done_got_old]

Xrays too strong and too often

 

[BadAmy]

Yawning in a swarm of murder hornets.
Don't let your guard down!

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

Zebras stampeding through your bedroom...

 

[OHmanslut]

Angry Army Ants.

 

[done_got_old]

Bees taking up every inch of space in your bedroom.

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

Crocodiles in the swimming pool

 

[OHmanslut]

Dingos, they got the baby and you’re next.

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

Emus, stomping you in stampede

 

[kurrginatorX]

Fiercely fingerfucking ferocious, rabid wildebeest.

 

[done_got_old]

Gored by ghostly rhinos.

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

Hiccuping hyenas herding you to your doom

 

[shinybikiniwife]

insane clown posse probably...

 

[OHmanslut]

Jacked up Jaguars

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

Killer Koalas pouncing on you...