Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Jada59]

No food.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Ogling up the skirt of a cowboys cowgirl.

 

[done_got_old]

Putting your hand up said cowgirl skirt.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Quicky before her jealous husband comes home and not being quick enough

 

[done_got_old]

Rattlesnakes knee deep in your bed.

 

[MrGoatee]

Stranded in a salt desert

 

[done_got_old]

Tip toeing through a sea of piranhas.

 

[fisherfella]

Underwater currents

 

[Wageslave]

Vipers

 

[done_got_old]

Whales in a feeding frenzy.

 

[Taegul]

X-box shipment falling out of a plane and landing on your head.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Yodeling at 205 decibels.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Zimmer, Hans

 

[done_got_old]

Attack of skilled archers.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Blue Whale Balls knocking you out while you are snorkeling, causing you to drown.

 

[fisherfella]

Cascading lava

 

[DeckardNYC]

Devilish divas drawing daggers

 

[mnbreastluver]

Elephant doing a headstand on you while you were sleeping.

 

[jasonmason]

Floating nonchalantly, on a pool float, down the Niagara River towards the Niagara Falls before realizing you are about to go over the Falls.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Gently teasing Bigfoot’s testicles in his sleep and he wakes up.

 

[done_got_old]

Hot Cross Buns stuffed into your anus.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Injected with a mixture of bleach and Ajax

 

[done_got_old]

Jumping into a vat of melted steel.

 

[Sundayschild]

Kayaking a lava river.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Licking an electric eel