Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[orangecurious]

Elegant elephants doing a can can on your head

 

[UnquietDreams]

Freaked out fuckers with flamethrowers. And flowers.

 

[orangecurious]

Gigantic gushing geysers

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Hysterical Hyenas

 

[Trubbycat]

Inigo Montoya

 

[LostHorizon]

Jumper cables

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Kindness.

 

[orangecurious]

leaping lemurs knocking you off a cliff

 

[Mrtenant]

Massive mammaries. (please please please)

 

[Qky75]

Nagging

 

[mnbreastluver]

Opening a gift Acme sent you from the Roadrunner

 

[orangecurious]

Parachuting and forgetting you parachute

 

[mnbreastluver]

Quicky swimming away after slapping an angry Hippo and its a Hippo you’re not out swimming it.

 

[orangecurious]

Running away from a Cheetah you have just slapped... the rest is history

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Sexting someone while you're standing at the edge of a cliff, taking a selfie of your topless bod when a sexy picture of your conversation partner shows up and you get so excited that you fall off the cliff. Very specific, but there you go.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Texting someone on the edge of a cliff sending topless pics, and the last pic you see is them falling...and you faint, hitting your head on the desk.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Using your phone to take a selfie at the bottom of a cliff when you are struck by a topless body from above.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Vociferously moaning during phone sex in a forest until an apex predator assumes you are something yummy and decides that you are lunch.

 

[orangecurious]

Wondering what that moaning is in the forest and finding a feeding frenzy and not enough food for them

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Xanax overdose (accidental) after having the misfortune of watching the person you were voyeuristically wanking to who was having phone sex in the forest get mauled by aforesaid apex predator...in addition to a random bloke for extra scariness, your hands trembling as you accidentally down the whole bottle and just kick the bucket on the spot. Also, you never got to cum.

 

[orangecurious]

Yapping on the phone when you see someone hit by a falling body at the bottom of a cliff and being so distracted you fail to notice the pack of frenzied predators heading you way

 

[Xerxes82]

Zero fucks being given about that oncoming train...

 

[CuriousInAR78]

Angry clowns

 

[orangecurious]

Belligerent clowns

 

[bunny4med]

Clown cars