Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[orangecurious]

Zamboni, out of control as you ice skate for the first time

 

[Leigh81]

Alligator wrestling

 

[mnbreastluver]

Breast implant shot out of cannon at supersonic speed and hitting you in the head while standing on an edge of a cliff.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Cannon

 

[Saltfountain]

DJT

 

[ABiGuy84]

Egotistical Moran who thinks he is President

 

[easyoff]

Egotistical Moran who thinks he is President

Why turn this thread political? There is a separate Forum for political posts.

 

[Saltfountain]

Why turn this thread political? There is a separate Forum for political posts.

I did it first.

No one launched a political discussion. They were humouous quips which you may or may not agree with or find funny. If you don't, just move on. Don't try to say what can and can't be said in jest.

Should we also ban any references to bdsm as it has its own forum?

And F...

Fully inserted pineapple

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Generous serving of humble pie

 

[SimonSex]

Hubris

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Idiocy

 

[SimonSex]

Ketamine

 

[MiaBabe23]

Kayaking knife-keeping karate-kicking koalas

 

[RideFl71]

Ladders

 

[fsa52]

Marauding Ninja Turtles

 

[cheekygirl75]

Nails

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Opus Croakus 'gifting' you a tuba solo at point blank range.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Pumas, not the shoes… well maybe

 

[ABiGuy84]

Quarreling with the wrong group

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Radical Radioactive Roaches Reaching Rapid Reciprocity with human boots!

 

[Saltfountain]

Stupidity

 

[ABiGuy84]

TRUMP!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Terminators… at least in the movie…

 

[SimonSex]

Unvaccinated humans

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Vibrio vulnificus