Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[~Elizabeth~]

Cut off penis

 

[mnbreastluver]

Doing a belly flop out of an airplane.

 

[SolarClint]

Engaging a horny bull

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Fisting by a gorilla

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

Giraffe stomping you

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Heroic yet stupid attempt to take pictures of the Loch Ness monster, thereby falling into the bracken waters and drowning in a pretty sad kind of way because you were a huge conspiracy theorist with a podcast and were about to publish a book with the photos from Loch Ness (alas).

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Ignoring the warning signs

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

Jumping off a diving board into the 10 foot deep section, just to realize there is no water

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Jerking off violently while walking across an old battlefield with vintage landmines, unbeknownst to you. You enjoy the scenery, the pretty flowers, and just as you are about to spend your load, your multitasking comes (pun intended) at a price. You step on a landmine and are transported into the grim reaper's arms.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Well darn.

Kindling a fire in a fort made of copies of Fifty Shades of Grey.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Loving the wrong person who ends up being a serial killer.

 

[SolarClint]

Marrying the wrong person and hoping for a serial killer

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Never masturbating, well so I’ve heard…

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Opening a package bomb

 

[mnbreastluver]

Poisoned apple that you stole from Snow White.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Quicksand

 

[orangecurious]

Running into a cave full of bears whilst smeared in juicy jam

 

[barefootgirl69]

Stumbling over tree roots trying to get away from the bear cave.

 

[orangecurious]

Taking a short to escape the bears and wandering into a wolf pack

 

[barefootgirl69]

Underestimating how fast wolves can run!

 

[orangecurious]

Very fast animals chasing you as you fall over tree roots whilst covered in jam

 

[snexxer]

Wooing wild werewolves.

 

[Booboobear84]

yXtrang (See Liaden Universe, they will kill you)

 

[MiaBabe23]

Xenaciously taking on a werewolf persona during a sales event on silver bullets

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Young mutant aliens who are very excited about taking over planet Earth.