Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[MiaBabe23]

Honoring a decade-ago bet to climb a tree that’s now branched into a haunted house

 

[mnbreastluver]

Inserting your penis into an oversized Chinese finger torture trap and the other end is tethered to a Mac truck and it drives away.

 

[Mrtenant]

Jackhammering a dildo into your ass

 

[JackKingOff]

Kissing Uma Thurmans, Poison Ivy

 

[Anononly1992]

Lemony Lemons so full of lemon and dipped in nuts (if you are allergic )

 

[mnbreastluver]

Moaning a different woman’s name while having sex in a knife factory

 

[SolarClint]

Orgasming a woman

 

[SolarClint]

I may be missing something, but is this not a bit needlessly offensive?

Sorry, I edited it. Didn’t mean to offend

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I think we were on N. So I will try to bring it back.

Neutering yourself by accident after having stuck your balls into a vat of piranhas.

 

[orangecurious]

Origami boating accident

 

[crazychemgirl]

Petting the T-Rex

 

[KinzyT]

Quickly stepping in front of a bus

 

[NEthingGoze]

Love

 

[orangecurious]

Rubbing the belly of a grizzly bear

 

[crazychemgirl]

Stepping too close to the edge of an eroded cliff side.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Touching Chuck Norris inappropriately

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Underestimating Chuck Norris’ enthusiasm

 

[SolarClint]

Vasectomy by Lorena Bobbet

 

[crazychemgirl]

Willingly offer yourself up to a serial killer

 

[orangecurious]

Xylophone played using you as their instrument for hours on end

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Yearning to become a NYT bestselling author when you neither write nor have a job. In short, death from starvation of body and soul.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Zebra stampede

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Attacked by zombies

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

Bitten by an angry snapping turtle

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Cut off penis