Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Bassytian]

Ninjas, enough said.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Octopus with laser limbs

 

[Seokrocks]

Plagues from across the world

 

[orangecurious]

Quince jam... jars of it falling on you

 

[Mrtenant]

Roadragers

 

[orangecurious]

Squirrels all squirrelly on substances and stoned out of their skulls and seeking revenge for all the wrongs inflicted upon them.

 

[Bassytian]

Titty twisters on a tightrope

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Unbalanced steps on a high wire.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Vicious panda bear attack

 

[Seokrocks]

Wile E Coyote wildly wielding wind chimes.

 

[mnbreastluver]

X-acto knife throwing contest going awry

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yelling at yetis yearning for (g)yros in Yiddish

 

[barefootgirl69]

Zipping into a zebra suit on the lion safari.

 

[orangecurious]

Abseiling into and ant convention whilst covered in honey

 

[barefootgirl69]

*staying with B since that post above will probably be deleted for bestiality*

Barging into a mob meeting.

 

[orangecurious]

Carrying a cod into a killer whale pool

 

[CreekyBonz]

Drinking Draino and downing a dildo

 

[Leigh81]

Elevator plunge

 

[j23in03]

Deep dives into your next door neighbor

 

[Seokrocks]

Fucking a gang member’s girl

 

[Taegul]

God wants to have a word with you. In person.

 

[CreekyBonz]

Highway medians crossed inappropriately

 

[orangecurious]

Initial impact of an incoming meteor

 

[MiaBabe23]

Juggling while jousting with javelin-wielding jackasses

 

[orangecurious]

Killers. Just that. It's their job. the clue's in the name. Nothing fancy, just, killers killing kos they kan