Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[ImpishSeraph]

Loving on The manchineel tree

 

[Seokrocks]

Mounting a mad manatee

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Napalm bombs

 

[EbersMoll]

Oxy-acetylene enemas

 

[Taegul]

Playing Russian Roulette

 

[Alexhd1202]

Questionable rabid raccoon as pet

 

[Jordan90]

Rabid chipmunks

 

[willlph]

Sidenafil overdose

 

[barefootgirl69]

Tripping.

That's it. Killed me at least three times already.

 

[willlph]

Uranus fudge factory listeria outbreak

 

[EbersMoll]

Volatile hydrocarbons and lit matches

 

[Jordan90]

Wicket, jabbed into your eye socket.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Xylophone falling on your head.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Yearning to kick Bigfoot in the testicles to get it off your bucket list and him not being amused.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Zip-lining through a scene of falling instruments, unamused Bigfoot and zombie zebras

 

[fakingadulthood]

Arthur, king of the Britons

 

[barefootgirl69]

Arranging a hiking trip that ends up in Bigfoot's backyard, interrupting his nap.

 

[Biggalute]

Bleach, sorry Donald

 

[barefootgirl69]

Bleach, sorry Donald

I can't believe you didn't go with Bigfoot!

Canned cheese.

 

[Biggalute]

I can't believe you didn't go with Bigfoot!

Canned cheese.

Lol, I'm a bit of a yeti myself, didn't want to give a relative a bad name

Dick devouring devil worshippers

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Evil electric eels

 

[tedsbeds]

Farts, big greasy stinky bean farts

 

[Leigh81]

Great white shark

 

[TXRafe]

hippos...baby hippos!

 

[CreekyBonz]

Indigestion (really bad…)