Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[~Elizabeth~]

Viking sword to the head.

 

[fullservice65]

Wiggling on my face (I'm willing to test this theory by seeing how close I can come to death)

 

[UnquietDreams]

X-acto knives, wielded by penguins on a heavy vengeance path who think you should have stayed out of it. But you didn't.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

X-acto knives, wielded by penguins on a heavy vengeance path who think you should have stayed out of it. But you didn't.

NTS: Avoid penguins from now on.

 

[37_ttej]

Yodelling

Pretty sure that listening to it is terminal.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Zip lining if the cord breaks.

 

[37_ttej]

Asbestos

 

[Jordan90]

Bludgeoned to death. Beaten black and blue until it's over.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Catapults operated by circus monkeys

 

[RideFl71]

Death?

 

[Leigh81]

Elevator plummeting 90 stories to the bottom

 

[Trubbycat]

Ferocious flesh eating ferrets

 

[Taegul]

Guinea Pig army infected with rabies.

 

[TXRafe]

hippos decide they are the apex predators....moo dang is only the beginning

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ice cube trays falling from 30,000 feet.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Juggling chainsaws gone wild

 

[TXRafe]

koala bears spreading chlamydia to the entire worlds population

 

[orangecurious]

Large llamas landing on you

 

[TXRafe]

masturbating monkeys with stds

 

[azz_vt]

Ninja Star to the jugular.

 

[orangecurious]

Ostrich kicking out

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Pickle, if you're trying to deep throat it, choke, and hit your head coughing and pass out with it still lodged.

 

[orangecurious]

Quicksand... Massive killer in the 70's and 80's. Still deadly.

 

[CreekyBonz]

Sarin gas.

 

[Kyle23M]

Tanks