Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[kieranhalcyon01]

Q fever

 

[Mrtenant]

Rabid Litsters

 

[barefootgirl69]

Slipping on ice as you go out the back door.


I ended up on my stomach sliding off the porch into 3 ft of snow.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Tularemia

 

[Trubbycat]

Ugly girl who has been insulted

 

[MiaBabe23]

Vexatious vilifying vipers

 

[mnbreastluver]

Waltzing in a minefield

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Xenon inhalation

 

[Shenanigans90]

Yogi bear if you steal his honeypot.

 

[HollyS]

Zephyrs carrying zealous zebras intent on mayhem.

 

[Taegul]

A-10 Warthog going BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR on you.

 

[HollyS]

Being beaned by a bouncing bowling ball.

 

[TXRafe]

caught in a cave with a carnivorous crocodile with a cavity and cramps

 

[HollyS]

Diabolical demented demons bent on destruction

 

[hairball18]

Doing jumping Jack's under a ceiling fan.

 

[TXRafe]

escalator riding elephants with elongated ears that get entrapped in the steps and cause need for an evacuation...

 

[FreckledSprite]

A Fairy wielding a Falchion

 

[TXRafe]

A Falchion

this is extremely specific (i had to look it up) and now i am more than a little afraid

giant gorillas going full gorilla and gripping you so tight that your gonads gush onto the ground

 

[orangecurious]

Hungry hamsters

 

[barefootgirl69]

Icy igloos?

Irritated iguanas?

Icy pavement when your avoiding an iguana?

 

[FreckledSprite]

this is extremely specific (i had to look it up) and now i am more than a little afraid

I realized you guys are leaning into it more so I amended my entry to seem less serial killer like

 

[FreckledSprite]

Jokers with green fizzy potion

 

[TXRafe]

I realized you guys are leaning into it more so I amended my entry to seem less serial killer like

sorry, i was only teasing...it was a great answer...i dont know swords by their names...dont change because im obnoxious

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Kisses from poisoned lips

 

[Starscream_UK]

Kisses from poisoned lips

Stop stealing my plot points...