Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[kathyisgr65]

Greedy wives

 

[UnquietDreams]

Horse halitosis

 

[orangecurious]

ingrowing toenail piercing your brain

 

[Biggalute]

Jiggling Jugs, but what a way to go!

 

[azz_vt]

Kung-fu panda”s

 

[Sappho_CGN]

Mortars

 

[Taegul]

Nine hundred and fifty-two bowling balls falling on your head. Because nine hundred and fifty-three is just silly overkill.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Origami papercuts

 

[orangecurious]

prancing porcupines panicking and picking on you

 

[TXRafe]

pumpkin spice anything...

 

[mickyp123]

puffer fishy

 

[orangecurious]

Quills from the panicked prancing porcupines

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Randy rhinoceroses raring to reproduce (man that'd be a bad way to die)

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sloths on a busy day.

Come ON! Let's GO.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Tango dancing that NEVER ENDS (no... you don't get water breaks)

 

[fakingadulthood]

Underestimating the threat of Mordor

 

[mickyp123]

Venomous mushrooms

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wanking.

 

[orangecurious]

Xylophone poisoning

 

[mickyp123]

Yachting in the Antarctic

 

[FreckledSprite]

Zeus on a rampage

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Anaconda who just swallowed a meth head..

 

[Biggalute]

Bleach, (Sorry Donald)

 

[orangecurious]

Clowder of cats congregating on your face

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

Driving a car with no brakes