Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Starscream_UK]

A Fairy wielding a Falchion

I'd go with someone called Fjord in that case...

 

[summer_reine]

Leprous lemurs leaping through long lines of locals

 

[Starscream_UK]

95% of the female protagonists in anything I write...

 

[TXRafe]

maniacal monkeys mutated by molecularly unstable muscles with machetes

 

[Starscream_UK]

Nautical nemesis near to nightime

 

[LizVegas79]

naughty neighbors with nasty necromancy tendencies

 

[JustDave478]

Oppression

 

[summer_reine]

Pumpkin headed horseback riders

 

[SimonSex]

Quack cardiologists

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Rampant Raging Raccoons

 

[orangecurious]

Sneezing so hard you smash your head on the "self destruct" button on your spaceship

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Taking a wrong turn into a minefield

 

[orangecurious]

Undertakers in search of business

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Vigorous choking

 

[orangecurious]

walloped by wombats

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Xerox machine falling on your head

 

[Trubbycat]

Xeroxed 10,000,000 times. The light hurts.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yodeling in a no yodeling zone and starting an avalanche.

 

[Trubbycat]

Zip lining on a very rusty, worn out cable.

 

[orangecurious]

Avalanche caused by thoughtless yodeler

 

[Biggalute]

Bleach. Sorry Donald!

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Crack

 

[SimonSex]

Bleach. Sorry Donald!

Don’t be sorry. I hope it will kill him.

Dumbness if you vote for

 

[Taegul]

Edward Scissorhands playing a game of Tag with you.

 

[Trubbycat]

Fire demons