Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[OHmanslut]

Leaping from a tall building in a single bond

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

Mastodon tusks falling on you

 

[kurrginatorX]

Nutting off inside Don Corleone's wife

 

[done_got_old]

oral sex with The Jolly Green giant

 

[MisterTom]

Poltergeist.

 

[done_got_old]

queefs, long, loud and noxious

 

[kurrginatorX]

Really long, loud, and noxious queefs

 

[MisterTom]

Sabre Tooth Tigers.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Trained assassins

 

[MisterTom]

Uncontrollable Urges.

 

[done_got_old]

Vicious attack by rabid dogs.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Walt Whitman's ghost

 

[done_got_old]

xtra large piranhas attacking your genitals

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

yodelers pushing you off a cliff in the Alps

 

[MisterTom]

Zombie Zac Efron.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Abominable Snowpeople

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Big bad bitches with butcher blades

 

[OHmanslut]

Cancer

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Democrats

 

[OHmanslut]

Explosives

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

Flammable tanker trucks on fire...

 

[MisterTom]

Gremlins.

 

[BadAmy]

Hugging a wild grizzly bear, after petting her cub.

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

Icicles falling on your head

 

[MisterTom]

Javelin up the bum.