Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[done_got_old]

Kicked in the head by a jealous emu!

 

[kurrginatorX]

Laughing at Kim Jong Un while calling him "Fat Boy."

 

[OHmanslut]

Old men in a young mans profession.

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

Nancy Drew looking for clues up your ass

 

[MisterTom]

Oompa Loompas.

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

A Parasol shoved down your throat and opened

 

[lanceGibs]

Necking with Dracula

 

[lanceGibs]

Groping groovy Claire

Because her father will come with a double barrel gun

 

[lanceGibs]

Groping groovy Claire

Because groovy Claire will come with a double barrel gun

Her smouldering looks as she holds that gun

 

[lanceGibs]

Her smouldering gun as she looks on in horror.

That heat from"Me"

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Her smouldering gun as she looks on in horror.

Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

 

[kurrginatorX]

It looks like "N" was last used before this went to hell and gone, so ...

Oppressing those under your rule.

 

[lanceGibs]

Zirconium shots.

 

[done_got_old]

arsenic smoothie

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

Botulism enema

 

[OHmanslut]

Cardiac arrest

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

Duplo blocks

 

[done_got_old]

Elevator falling 76 floors

 

[MisterTom]

Fatal flatulence epidemic.

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

Garrulous gars gnawing on your gluteus maximus...and minimus

 

[Wageslave]

Harpoon

 

[MisterTom]

Isolation.

 

[TennesseeFilmMaker]

Jabba the Hutt

 

[Leigh81]

Killer Klowns

 

[Cyberbella]

Listeria