Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[AngelicaS1780]

Unicorn stabbing you multiple times with its horn.

 

[Chillygirl]

Vixens with violent tendencies

 

[Pad_Foot]

Wrestling wildebeest without wine

 

[positiveflirt]

Xeroxing your intestines
(sorry for the mess, IT crew)

 

[Dubinsky]

Yanking your cock so hard you tear it from your body and exsanguinate!

 

[fakingadulthood]

Zip line saboteurs

 

[mnbreastluver]

Avalanche

 

[fakingadulthood]

British monarchists who want to retake the colonies as a coronation gift

 

[mnbreastluver]

Crossing the Nile river on the top of crocodiles heads

 

[fakingadulthood]

Downton Abbey fans if you ask why there aren’t any gears glued to their cyberpunk costume enough times

 

[willlph]

electric eels in a feeding frenzy

 

[Cindy027]

Furious bunnies

 

[_valkyrie_]

Gyros which have sat unrefrigerated for the last three days on the kitchen counter.

 

[Kat73]

Indy cars

 

[fsa52]

Jumping head first off a roof

 

[Taegul]

Krusty the Clown on a murderous rampage.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Icelandic troll.

 

[Taegul]

Jury of my peers.

 

[Trubbycat]

A furious husband or boyfriend

 

[Dubinsky]

The trubbiest dog in the world.



Aw, fuck. I forgot it was an ABC thread. I'll do penance.

 

[Cindy027]

Komrades

 

[Leglover1234]

Lyme disease

 

[Dubinsky]

Murder hornets.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Nailgun

 

[Taegul]

Old Taco Bell tacos from 1975 you just found under the sofa cushion.

Don't do it!