Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Cymru9696]

William Wallace, if you were English

 

[Leigh81]

X-rated movie masturbation marathon

 

[Cindy027]

YouTube banality

 

[VoraciousValue]

Zamboni explosion

 

[Anastasia1999]

Anthrax pizza.

 

[Taegul]

Bringing a knife to a gunfight.

 

[Cindy027]

Carnivores

 

[Taegul]

Diving to the bottom of the Mariana Trench with just your Dora the Explorer snorkeling mask on.

 

[Cindy027]

Endless waffling by colleagues who are trying desperately to impress.

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

Friday's flaming fucks fixed on finding friends for foul play.

 

[Taegul]

Gazing at Mike Tyson's girlfriend and drooling while he's standing there watching you.

 

[Cymru9696]

harpoon

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

Impervious imp intent on icing idiots.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Joe Biden ordering your execution.

 

[Cymru9696]

Kracken, The

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

Laziness.

 

[Cindy027]

Moonshine

 

[kentuckymtnman]

Neanderthals

 

[Cymru9696]

Open manholes

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

Piranhas

 

[Joxlrg]

Her hubby

 

[Cindy027]

Quasimodo

 

[Cymru9696]

Quasimodo’s

His what?

Rare pork or chicken

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Seismic activity

 

[Taegul]

Taegul impaling you with his 36" penis.