Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[ShandyLeer]

Cunts with guns

 

[fakingadulthood]

Dicks with ice picks and a need to rhyme

 

[VoraciousValue]

Ejecting out of an airplane into a toxic waste dump.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Fear...

 

[snexxer]

Getting on the wrong side of a redhead.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Heatwaves

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Infected skin

 

[Take_charge]

Jason Vorhees

 

[Shenanigans90]

Kinky sex acts by novices.

 

[mrppv]

Lethal injection

 

[fakingadulthood]

The Mighty Mighty Executive-Assistant- to the mighty mighty boss tones if you try to speak before your appointment

 

[snexxer]

The Mighty Mighty Executive-Assistant- to the mighty mighty boss tones if you try to speak before your appointment

I'll take thats as M as the prior was L

Not letting her cum for days.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Ornery orangutans

 

[Taegul]

Pair of gorillas playing tug-of-war with your limbs.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Quoting a mobster to the police.

 

[Taegul]

Running a tightrope made of floss across the Grand Canyon.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Soccer ball to the scrotum

 

[Taegul]

Tickling a very angry hippopotamus.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Umpteenth time I’ve enjoyed an erection lasting longer than four hours without seeing a doctor. I’m running out of chances.

 

[Taegul]

Vipers giving you poisonous kisses.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Waiting for a date in the middle of the freeway.

 

[Taegul]

Xerox machine accident. You shouldn't have tried photocopying that.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Yellow mustard jar that actually contains plutonium.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Zebra stampede

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

Alpha Females