Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[mnbreastluver]

Quickly crossing the crocodile infested Nile river and not being quick enough.

 

[Trubbycat]

Rampaging Swifties running for free tickets

 

[snexxer]

Sexy Shenanigans with sizzling sirens.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Testicle Washer

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

Underwater CPR with open wounds in shark infested waters.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Vipers

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Waxing testicals with acid

 

[mnbreastluver]

X-ray glasses working and giving you a heart attack at a cheer leaders try out.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Young screaming brats.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Zamboni running you over

 

[mnbreastluver]

Alligator Wrestling

 

[ABiGuy84]

Bombs

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Big boobies crushing your head

 

[mnbreastluver]

Cute girl riding you in the ICU

 

[Dubinsky]

Dingleberries, once they collect enough bacteria to interact with hemorrhoids and make an anal fistula, thence to infect and kill you.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Entering a brothel and insulting the Madam.

 

[latecomer91364]

Banana

 

[fakingadulthood]

Candlestick (wielded by colonel mustard in the conservatory)

 

[Trubbycat]

Daspletosaurus

 

[mnbreastluver]

Back to the alphabet F

Fucking a mob bosses wife and getting caught.

 

[luv2custrip]

Great balls of fire.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Howling at the moon and a sheep farmer shoots you thinking your a coyote.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Fight club for real

 

[mnbreastluver]

Its suppose to be I

Inserting your penis into a light socket.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Its suppose to be I

Inserting your penis into a light socket.

….Oh you got me!

Just to quick on the trigger