Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[mnbreastluver]

Kissing a Bigfoot

 

[ABiGuy84]

Lime Disease

 

[Shenanigans90]

Mutual masturbation with a murderous milf

 

[Girly_girl]

Nodding off behind the wheel

 

[---E---]

opening your mouth while under water

 

[ABiGuy84]

Pulling out

 

[Dcharger]

X-ray glasses working and giving you a heart attack at a cheer leaders try out.

Cheerleaders alone scare me. Many times they get too close (inside my bubble) to me when talking. Also sometimes notice / see things I shouldn't or can't unsee. They girls are great tho. Simply amazing cheerleaders. I 1,000% respect them and all their hard word. I work in Athletics at my school and sometimes work w/ them at sporting events (not trying to be dirty).

Quitting time at the local jail when all the guards go home and being left alone w/ all the inmates.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Rolling over a cliff in a barrel.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Missing an anniversary or birthday.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Rolling over a cliff in a barrel.

Getting back on track with ABC order, so S

Snake Venom.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Truckers crashing and causing a fiery pileup because they saw me giving road head

 

[ABiGuy84]

Unvaxxed Moron's.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Vaccinations (Bill Gates has put a chip in me now and can kill me whenever he wants to)

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Working with people who disregard the health and safety of others

 

[ABiGuy84]

XEROX machine falling on you.

 

[Superfungurl]

Yellow snow. That is all.

 

[n8Romantic]

Zombies

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Arsenic

 

[JustDave478]

Bombs

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Cave ins

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

Decepticon attack

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Earthquake

 

[---E---]

Firing Squad

 

[LIDiver]

Underwater CPR with open wounds in shark infested waters.

MP, there are no shark-infested waters! Only, human infested waters.
(Who invited the damn marine biologist to the party?!)

 

[mnbreastluver]

Gargling sulfuric acid