Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[mnbreastluver]

Gun fight with an unloaded gun.

 

[BeckyJones]

Halitosis

 

[---E---]

IED

 

[BeckyJones]

Journey to the sun

 

[BeckyJones]

Killer bees

 

[mnbreastluver]

Lighting fireworks in a firework warehouse.

 

[Taegul]

Magic trick, where the magician actually saws you in half.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Nematodes, gastrointestinal.

 

[Gamine67]

Overaged Pepperoni suppositories

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Pumping air into your veins, or up your ass for that matter, in larger quantities.

 

[---E---]

Quicksand

 

[ABiGuy84]

Republicans

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Statists

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

Self-destructing cars

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Tight-rope walking over the Grand Canyon.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Uneducated morons in positions of power

 

[Dubinsky]

Wanking with a fleshlight lined with razor wire.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Xenolith that falls on you.

 

[---E---]

Yanking a tigers tail

 

[ABiGuy84]

Zoo Doo, you slipped on Zoo Doo and broke your neck.

 

[Chillygirl]

Angry women will get you every time…

 

[---E---]

Banging your head against the wall

 

[billrokra]

'Too much love' according to Queen guitarist Brian May.

 

[Chillygirl]

Banging your head against the wall

Yeah…I get your other comment even more now!

Crabby crocodiles

 

[ABiGuy84]

Daggers