Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[mnbreastluver]

Huge breasts smothering you in your sleep.

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

Iceberg hitting your cruise ship

 

[mnbreastluver]

Jamming your penis into a shop vac 5000 XL thinking it’s going to be the greatest blow job.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Kissing frogs trying to find a prince. (Kiss a penis instead. He'll do whatever you want! )

 

[Night_sky_Kelli]

Lying to me

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Medical mysteries and the American healthcare industry

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Nodding off at the wheel.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Opening Pandora's Box

 

[Night_sky_Kelli]

Pent up jealousy

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Questioning authority in a dictatorship country.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Realizing you forgot your Parachute after you already jumped out of the plane.

 

[Night_sky_Kelli]

Stopping at a red light in the south side of Chicago

 

[Amanda330]

Trusting a man... Lol

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Underwater diving with an empty empty air tank.

 

[luv2custrip]

Vagina diving while firmly being clenched underwater.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Wanking off on an electric fence. Okay, I don't know if you can really get electrocuted, but I don't advise testing it.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Xenon gas enveloped you and you simply drop dead.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Yellow Fever

 

[n8Romantic]

Zero oxygen

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

Asphyxiation

 

[mnbreastluver]

Breast implant avalanche suffocation in an implant factory.

 

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Chemical Warfare

 

[mnbreastluver]

Dildo flame juggling going awry

 

[---E---]

Electric eels

 

[BeckyJones]

Fellas with guns