Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[MsBellaBeeN]

Unlatch from a parachute midair

 

[mnbreastluver]

Very hard kick to the balls with steel toed boots.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Walking into a biker gang club after knocking their bikes over.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Xeroxing a mob bosses wife’s naked pictures and stapling them to telephone poles.

 

[MsBellaBeeN]

yak stampede

 

[Pad_Foot]

Zeal of Zebra stampede

 

[barefootgirl69]

Zipping through Walmart on their scooter and running into shelves.

 

[AlexBailey]

Almost jumping far enough between tall buildings.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Bees…lots and lots of bees

 

[barefootgirl69]

Carrying a baby bear back to his mama.

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

Dropping a hand grenade you’ve pulled the pin on and not being able to find it.

 

[flipghost]

Electric shock
https://media.tenor.com/L9s05rqzFccAAAAM/bh187-home-alone.gif

 

[ABiGuy84]

FIre

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Gelatinous cube

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Hugging a wild animal...

 

[flipghost]

Inhaling carbon monoxide

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Jumping jacks at 97 years old

 

[Yesok1]

Kicking an angry lion

 

[flipghost]

https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-24-2015/JRwo0j.gifLicking toxic envelopes

 

[ABiGuy84]

Mold

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Not getting any vitamin C on a long sea voyage

 

[luv2custrip]

Orcas

 

[Yesok1]

Penguins with their flipper arms, especially if you are a kind of fish that they prey on.

 

[Saltfountain]

Queer army after being repeatedly misgendered

 

[KamiyadoriOWL]

raging chickens