Something that will kill you....ABC

[DropBear91]

"reality" tv

sea lions on the rampage

 

[Dreamer74111]

sea lions on the rampage

Tornado

 

[hotoldrguy]

underwater hiccups

 

[sultan_sd]

Vendetta driven Dinosaurs

 

[Mebtaz2000]

Waiting in line at DMV

 

[sultan_sd]

Xposure to gamma rays....unless you are Bruce Banner

 

[ydahecnot]

Yucky mildew

 

[Little_Sister]

Zipping a penis.

 

[sultan_sd]

Arrogantly jumping off a building

 

[emsway]

Belatedly pulling the cord on your parachute.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Cats - or at least mine

 

[sultan_sd]

Dropping too much acid

 

[Little_Sister]

Eating too much... meat?

 

[sultan_sd]

Fingering the farmer's daughter

 

[cole4258]

Getting caught fingering the farmers daughter

 

[DropBear91]

Getting caught fingering the farmers daughter

having sex with the farmers wife too

 

[sultan_sd]

Inhaling the gas at Auschwitz

(too soon?)

 

[DarciD]

Jumping into the fire.

 

[coffeelover5]

keeping up with the Kardashians

 

[emsway]

Lingering over dessert on the Titanic

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Den

All of the above and trying to keep up with threads on Liter0tica.
I'll swear it's gonna kill me.

 

[sultan_sd]

Mishandling the chainsaw

 

[beachbaby179]

Noshing on gunpowder

 

[DarciD]

Nimble ninjas needed no provocation

 

[sultan_sd]

Ostriches' pecking you