Something that will kill you....ABC

[AKentuckyLady]

Ostriches' pecking you

Pissing off a pitbull

 

[ilovetoeat42]

Quiver of arrows

 

[Dogma52]

Pissing off a pitbull

Or.... pissing ON a pitbull!

 

[sultan_sd]

Reading a book while driving

 

[cole4258]

Staring at the woman at the next table too long

 

[beachbaby179]

Snoozing while driving

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Tangling with a Tasmanian devil

 

[ydahecnot]

Undulating bridge

 

[cole4258]

Venturing out onto the freeway on foot at night

 

[DayMaker]

Waiting too long....while holding your breath.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

'xposing cartel secrets

 

[sultan_sd]

Yours truly as your lifeguard

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Zagon

 

[DropBear91]

Zagon

Ants en mass

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

bad aim

 

[Slow Ride469]

Canibals

 

[DropBear91]

Dragons

 

[Slow Ride469]

Elfs....

 

[DropBear91]

Fairies

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

the Fierce People

 

[ydahecnot]

Grape-size bombs

 

[emsway]

Holding onto too many helium balloons at once.

Or the clown holding the balloons.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Invasion Of The Body Snatchers

 

[sultan_sd]

Justice served

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

krispy kremes