Something that will kill you....ABC

[cascadiabound]

X-ray machine crush injury

 

[Bookishleigh]

Yarn - I suggest you NOT wrap it tightly around your neck for "funsies."

 

[subtle_Dom]

zodiac killer

 

[islandjoe2]

Anarchists with cookbooks.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Anarchists with cookbooks.

Cookbooks created by Anarchists...well not the books literally. That would be impressive.

 

[subtle_Dom]

dynamite.. lots of dynamite

 

[DoRaMe]

elephant stampede

 

[islandjoe2]

Free masons with masonry tools.

 

[DoRaMe]

giant squids

 

[subtle_Dom]

helicopter blade

 

[islandjoe2]

Ion blaster.

 

[DoRaMe]

Jack and Coke in massive quantities....

 

[cascadiabound]

Kangaroos with rabies

 

[walkingeagle]

Ladies scorned--

 

[Kinkenglish]

Massive marauding minions

 

[cascadiabound]

Not remembering valentines day.

 

[walkingeagle]

Orgasm-less sex

 

[curvyangel1969]

Rabid Badgers

 

[walkingeagle]

Sex starved nymphos

 

[curvyangel1969]

Sex starved nymphos

I'm pretty sure that's wishful thinking on your part

 

[walkingeagle]

I'm pretty sure that's wishful thinking on your part

Welll yeah---

 

[Darknesswoman]

Forgetting wedding aniversary. My deceased husband can vouche for that

 

[curvyangel1969]

Welll yeah---

"pats you on the head"

 

[cascadiabound]

Sex starved nymphos

Tyrannosaurus Rex femur fossil falling on your head.

 

[subtle_Dom]

untied shoelaces when walking down the stairs