Something that will kill you....ABC

[Maraquerida]

Vinegar, if you're Slytheen.

 

[walkingeagle]

Wading with sharks--

 

[Penuche]

Xylitol, if you're a dog.

 

[walkingeagle]

Young nymphos--

 

[Kinkenglish]

Yankees (if you're a Confederate?)

 

[numeniusa]

Zoo escapee (not from the reptile house or the penguin enclosure, obviously )

 

[MichaelinChina]

alcohol poisoning

 

[Kinkenglish]

Boars (escaped from the zoo) or bores (should be in the zoo)

 

[PrissOff]

Bringing out the inner bitch

 

[MichaelinChina]

Crocodiles

 

[Kinkenglish]

Denying the inner bitch (couldn't resist that)

 

[MichaelinChina]

Electric chair

 

[lowphat]

Electric chair

Full metal jacketed round

 

[MichaelinChina]

Gerbil stampede

 

[Kinkenglish]

Hamster stampede

 

[lacycheeks]

Injecting window cleaner

 

[Kinkenglish]

Jackalope stampede...

 

[FantasySlut]

Kindness

 

[beachbaby179]

Licking an electrical outlet.

 

[Hornblende]

Marauding marmots, maybe

 

[DayMaker]

Noxious fumes

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

opening someone's closet, getting crushed by the avalanche of things stuffed inside

 

[DayMaker]

Poison Apples

 

[ydahecnot]

Popping pills

 

[CCorteeze]

Quiet ninjas.