Something that will kill you...ABC

[Mrtenant]

Jackson Five

 

[jasonmason]

Jackson Five

Keel hauled by pirates over a shark infested coral reef.

 

[Bowlerpa06]

Lion attack

 

[MichaelinChina]

massive migraine

 

[AbsintheFather]

Narwhale tusk to the neck

 

[MichaelinChina]

oleander leaves and sap

 

[jasonmason]

Narwhale tusk to the neck

OC-1ing over Niagra Falls.

 

[MichaelinChina]

pissing on high voltage wires

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Questionnaires that are 11 pages long, ugh.

 

[sharingfantasies]

repairing electrical wires while standing in water

 

[MichaelinChina]

snakes in the grass

 

[RockyRoll]

Streaking in Siberia

 

[jasonmason]

Streaking in Siberia

Table saws gone wild in a Stephen King book.

 

[mamasota]

Table saws gone wild in a Stephen King book.

Under the sea diving, with no oxygen tank!

 

[MichaelinChina]

valve in the heart failing

 

[RockyRoll]

Vans with bad brakes

 

[MichaelinChina]

Wicked Witch of the West

 

[subtle_Dom]

X-ray vision

 

[MichaelinChina]

Yak milk with salmonella

 

[mamasota]

Yak milk with salmonella

Zumba instructors making you dance the Jitterbug

 

[jasonmason]

Zumba instructors making you dance the Jitterbug

Almost Anything.

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Basically anything

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Creepy clowns collectively waiting......behind you!!!!!

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

Creepy clowns collectively waiting......behind you!!!!!

Douchebags (from experience, well sort of)

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Everything.....

Especially if you've ever seen "A 1000 Ways to Die".