Something that will kill you...ABC

[dirtylittlemuppet]

dwarves being thrown as darts while wearing German WW1 helmets with spikes on

 

[MichaelinChina]

dwarves being thrown as darts while wearing German WW1 helmets with spikes on

lol

Electric cattle prods running on mains electricity used on people

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

Furtive looks at a Mafia Don's daughter on her wedding day

 

[MichaelinChina]

getting too friendly with the same mafia don's daughter.

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

Hopping like a rabbit instead of running like a gazelle when chased by wild animals

 

[MichaelinChina]

immersed in a vat of boiling oil...polyunsaturated olive oil of course!

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

Jizz in the eye.. which may sound more painful than deadly, but what if you got hit and you wonder around trying to get it out shouting "I've jizz in my eye" and then blindly stumble out of French windows in a bedroom and fall to a patio below... it could happen, wear protective goggles

 

[MichaelinChina]

Kipper (smoked) .. smacked hard across the face

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

It's funny you mention that muppet, because one time while masturbating, I happened to shoot a load in my own eye....thankfully only got it in one. So no tragedy here.

killed by kindness.....it is a saying after all.

 

[MichaelinChina]

limping slowly across a very busy freeway.

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

killed by kindness.....it is a saying after all.

Landminesexiopathy... the uncontrollable urge to do it in fields filled with mines

See Jester, this thread is like one of those public service videos they used to show us at school to not be killed by flying your kite into pylons and stuff when kids used to play outdoors.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Landminesexiopathy... the uncontrollable urge to do it in fields filled with mines

See Jester, this thread is like one of those public service videos they used to show us at school to not be killed by flying your kite into pylons and stuff when kids used to play outdoors.

muppet's ideas about STWKY..

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Landminesexiopathy... the uncontrollable urge to do it in fields filled with mines

See Jester, this thread is like one of those public service videos they used to show us at school to not be killed by flying your kite into pylons and stuff when kids used to play outdoors.

Or like i mentioned earlier, 1000 Ways to Die. Both though are wonderful examples of stuff you really shouldn't do.....you'd think common knowledge stuff, but there are some who will do it anyways.

Nine Iron.

Fooooooooore!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Or like i mentioned earlier, 1000 Ways to Die. Both though are wonderful examples of stuff you really shouldn't do.....you'd think common knowledge stuff, but there are some who will do it anyways.

Nine Iron.

Fooooooooore!

Out of control shooters.

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

Origami, you could suffer the death of a thousand paper cuts, or be pecked to death by a flock of paper herons

 

[MichaelinChina]

Origami, you could suffer the death of a thousand paper cuts, or be pecked to death by a flock of paper herons

Paper cuts...lol then I saw your reference to them...

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

Paper cuts...lol then I saw your reference to them...

Quaker Ninjas, they steal you away in the night and turn you into porridge

 

[MichaelinChina]

Quaker Ninjas, they steal you away in the night and turn you into porridge

Rubbish..tonnes of rubbish

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

Surfing in shark infested waters

 

[MichaelinChina]

tiring of treading water in the ocean

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Undertow in the ocean.

 

[MichaelinChina]

vipers and you fall into a pit of them

 

[dirtylittlemuppet]

vipers and you fall into a pit of them

Waiting too close to the tracks as a fast train passes by

 

[EmpressJosephine]

vipers and you fall into a pit of them

Water moccasin bites.

 

[MichaelinChina]

eXcitement at a Trump rally