Spenser's Irish Pub

[Phalenopsis]

You know, I have always wondered about sex with a clit ring. I am WAY too much of a chicken to actually go through with such a piercing, (for the pain, the embarassment of having it done, and the fact that I nearly pass out when I have to have blood drawn) but I think that it would really make sex even more enjoyable.

 

[Spenser41]

OUCH

You know have seen pictures of that but do not know of any woman that I know who has done it. But then it again, it is not like I ask them if they have one. LOL .
I would say that a clit ring would not be a thing for you to do. I know women who have fake nipple rings a love them. Maybe they make fake clit rings?
I saw a xxx movie once where this guy and girl were pierced all over. He had piercings all over his privates... and she did too. He even had the thing through the cock's opening. OUCH... I could not watch it . Too painful and not a turn on at all.
I would think that since there are so many nurve endings down there that .... you could numb it and never feel it anything again...
Not something I would do for sure!

 

[Phalenopsis]

Yeah, I couldn't actually do it, I'm sure. It just seems like it would be a way to increase the clitoral contact/stimulation during sex. I don't know. I'd like to hear from some one who has actually tried it. Anyone?... Anyone?... Bueller? Bueller?...

 

[Spenser41]

Yeah, I couldn't actually do it, I'm sure. It just seems like it would be a way to increase the clitoral contact/stimulation during sex. I don't know. I'd like to hear from some one who has actually tried it. Anyone?... Anyone?... Bueller? Bueller?...

Well I remember reading in the How To area that a woman had it done and it made her horny all the time. Now I do know someone who has had her nipples done and it was done by her husband! She said that made her horny all the time and her nipples were hard all the time. Seems to me too much of a good thing could make them irritated. But what do I know... I have never done it.

So far no one seems to be interested in this topic. LOL

 

[Spenser41]

OK A NEW TOPIC

What do you like to do to relax and destress from the day? (ok I know someone is going to post sex...lol... but give us some suggestions that you do besides that.)

For me I like to have soft jazz playing, cinnamon candle burning (mmmm my fav!), a cup of spice tea and a nice book to read.

And I like to take walks in the park or drive in the country.

OK that is my comments..... any others out there?

 

[shmily]

Re: OK A NEW TOPIC

What do you like to do to relax and destress from the day? (ok I know someone is going to post sex...lol... but give us some suggestions that you do besides that.)

For me I like to have soft jazz playing, cinnamon candle burning (mmmm my fav!), a cup of spice tea and a nice book to read.

And I like to take walks in the park or drive in the country.

OK that is my comments..... any others out there?

a few different things.
If its warm outside at night, I like to turn the hottub on and just relax and watch the stars. (we are so far out in the country there are no lights.
If I can't get outside and am home alone, a nice fire, hugs and kisses (its a candle scent from a specialty shop here) or cinnamon candle burning, hot tea and a book.
If the kids and so are home and i need a break I take off on my bike. There is a good 5 mile spot out here. Or a walk in through the woods.
have a great day!
S

 

[shmily]

or like today - sent SO to work at 6, kids off to school by 7, I crawled back in bed and slept until 11.
would have been nice to have someone who likes to cuddle and kiss.
S

 

[shadow_dreamer]

Re: OK A NEW TOPIC

Originally posted by Spenser41
What do you like to do to relax and destress from the day? (ok I know someone is going to post sex...lol... but give us some suggestions that you do besides that.)

For me I like to have soft jazz playing, cinnamon candle burning (mmmm my fav!), a cup of spice tea and a nice book to read.

And I like to take walks in the park or drive in the country.

OK that is my comments..... any others out there?

I like to find a nice quite place, play soft rock or classical music, lay back and let my mind drift off into nothingness.

But when things get really, really bad (and I've had quite a few of those in my days) I like to sit on a quiet sandy beach, listen to the ocean and waves, look out onto the horizon, let the trade winds blow through my long wavy hair and across my skin, kissing it with the salty air and, if I'm lucky enough, enjoy a beautiful Hawaiian sunset...would be better if I had someone to quietly share it with.



It's been frustrating for me the past year and not being allowed to drive has taught me to be innovative in finding ways to de-stress. The best way for me is to just let my imagination wander and think of peaceful, quiet things and places and events of the good old days when I didn't have to be an adult and, excuse the nasty 4 letter word, "work" to survive.

Well that's my ways to escape and relax, unwind and de-stress. Anyone else want to share?

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Wishing everyone a Happy Hump Day! Hope things are going smoothly for you Spencer!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!!!!

 

[shmily]

another good relaxing thing is a nice garden tub. Hot water and bubbles, candles, a cold glass of water. just sit back and relax until the water gets cool. then shower off.
s

 

[Spenser41]

Wow

Some great ideas!

Only thing is I am not near the beach like I used to be in Fl, GA and MS. And Paradise? LOL I wish.... now that is something I would love to do... I would also set up a video camera and film a Sunset as if I was sitting there and play it over and over again....
Sighhhhhhhhhhh

And wish I had a garden tub or a hottub but no such thing at my place.

But some great ideas....

Any more people?

 

[Spenser41]

BUMP

Come on people... any more ideas on how to relax and enjoy some peace and quiet and destress?

 

[catsr2wild]

Re: BUMP

Come on people... any more ideas on how to relax and enjoy some peace and quiet and destress?

Leaving you warm kisses and hugs...... {{{{{{Spenser}}}}}}

 

[Spenser41]

mmmmm

That is not going to mellow me out... that will just get me all worked up... LOL

But thanks... I love hugs and kisses....

 

[catsr2wild]

Re: mmmmm

That is not going to mellow me out... that will just get me all worked up... LOL

But thanks... I love hugs and kisses....

You all worked up....mmmmmm...now there is a thought...

 

[shadow_dreamer]

The 2004 Darwin Award Nominees


Here are the much anticipated 2004 nominees and the year is only 75% completed! Natural Selection at work...

Hard to believe, but another year has passed. Once again, it's time for the Darwin Award Nominees. The Darwin's are awarded every year to the
persons who died in the most stupid manner, thereby removing themselves from the gene pool.

This year's nine nominees are:


Nominee No. 1: [San Jose Mercury News]:

An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.


Nominee No. 2: [Kalamazoo Gazette]:

James Burns, 34, (a mechanic) of Alamo, MI, was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police describe as a "farm-type truck." Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Burns hung underneath so that he could ascertain the source of a troubling noise. Burns' clothes
caught on something, however, and the other man found Burns "wrapped in the drive shaft."


Nominee No. 3: [Hickory Daily Record]:

Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton, NC. Awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed,
he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson 38 Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear. (For whatever reason,
residents of Southern states always seem to figure prominently among the Darwin nominees.)


Nominee No. 4: [UPI, Toronto]:

Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a downtown Toronto skyscraper crashed through a pane with his shoulder and plunged 24
floors to his death. A police spokesman said Garry Hoy, 39, fell into the courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Bank Tower early Friday evening as he was
explaining the strength of the building's windows to visiting law students. Hoy previously has conducted demonstrations of window strength
according to police reports. Peter Lawson, managing partner of the firm Holden Day, told the Toronto Sun newspaper that Hoy was "one of the best and brightest" members of the 200-man association.
(Nice to see another Canadian province getting into the awards.... The Maritimes always have been heavily involved.)


Nominee No. 5: [Bloomberg News Service]:

A terrible diet and a room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas emissions. There was no
mark on his body, and an autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and a
couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal. But the man was shut up in his nearly
airtight bedroom. According to the article, "He was a big man with a huge capacity for creating "this deadly gas." Three of the rescuers got sick, and one was hospitalized.


Nominee No. 6: [The News of the Weird]:

Michael Anderson Godwin made News of the Weird posthumously. He had spent several years awaiting
South Carolina's electric chair on a murder conviction before having his sentence reduced to life in prison. While sitting on a metal toilet in his
cell attempting to fix his small TV set, he bit into a wire and was electrocuted. (South Carolina entrants are always perennial favorites.)


Nominee No. 7: [The Indianapolis Star]:

A cigarette lighter may have triggered a fatal explosion in Dunkirk, IN. A Jay County man, using a cigarette lighter to check the barrel of a muzzle loader, was killed Monday night when the weapon discharged in his face, sheriff's investigators said. Gregory David Pryor, 19, died in his parents' rural Dunkirk home at about 11:30 PM.
Investigators said Pryor was cleaning a 54-caliber muzzleloader that had not been firing properly. He was using the lighter to look into the barrel when the gunpowder ignited.


Nominee No. 8: [Reuters, Mississauga, Ontario]:

A man cleaning a bird feeder on the balcony of his condominium apartment in this Toronto suburb slipped and fell 23 stories to his death. Stefan Macko, 55, was standing on a wheeled chair when the accident occurred, said Inspector D'Arcy Honer of the Peel Regional Police. "It appears that
the chair moved, and he went over the balcony," Honer said. (Another Ontario entry.... I wonder if people are moving there from the Maritime Provinces.)


Finally, THE WINNER!!!: [Arkansas Democrat
Gazette]:

Two local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday. Woodruff
County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of Little
Rock, were returning to Des Arc after a frog gigging trip on an overcast Sunday night when Poole's pickup truck headlights malfunctioned. The two
men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older-model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering-wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet the headlights again began to operate properly, and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge. After traveling
approximately 20 miles, and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged, and struck Poole in the testicles. The vehicle swerved sharply right, exiting the
pavement, and striking a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident, but will require extensive surgery to repair the damage to his testicles, which will never operate as intended. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off, or we might both be dead," stated Wallis.
"I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said Snyder.

Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia (Poole's wife) asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck???

(Though Poole and Wallis did not die as a result of their misadventure as normally required by Darwin Award Official Rules, it can be argued that Poole DID, in fact, effectively remove himself from the gene pool.)

 

[babydoll2u]

I'd love to be able to de-stress.... yesterday was hell on earth at my house. Wishin' there was someone here with a warm hug. I could sure use one

 

[shadow_dreamer]

Originally posted by babydoll2u
I'd love to be able to de-stress.... yesterday was hell on earth at my house. Wishin' there was someone here with a warm hug. I could sure use one

Sorry to hear your day was hell on earth yesterday...can I offer you a gigantic, warm and tender hug? Well, here it is g/f


[[[[[[[[HHHUUUUGGGGSSSS!!!!!]]]]]]]]

 

[shmily]

I'd love to be able to de-stress.... yesterday was hell on earth at my house. Wishin' there was someone here with a warm hug. I could sure use one

(((((((((hugs)))))))))

take care babydoll, try one of the relaxing techniques posted earlier. Maybe the stroll along the beach. Or tuck yourself in with a good movie.
Or post and chat on the boards.
Prayers to you
S

 

[babydoll2u]

Sorry to hear your day was hell on earth yesterday...can I offer you a gigantic, warm and tender hug? Well, here it is g/f


[[[[[[[[HHHUUUUGGGGSSSS!!!!!]]]]]]]]

thanks sweetie... I needed it just as much today as I did last night. I really appreciate it G/F

 

[babydoll2u]

(((((((((hugs)))))))))

take care babydoll, try one of the relaxing techniques posted earlier. Maybe the stroll along the beach. Or tuck yourself in with a good movie.
Or post and chat on the boards.
Prayers to you
S

thanks shmily

 

[babydoll2u]

Re: mmmmm

That is not going to mellow me out... that will just get me all worked up... LOL

But thanks... I love hugs and kisses....

then here are a few more for you

((((((((Spenser))))))))

 

[Phalenopsis]

Re: BUMP

Come on people... any more ideas on how to relax and enjoy some peace and quiet and destress?

How about yoga? I have some yoga tapes that guide you through low impact yoga moves for stress relief. The people in the tapes are on a beautiful beach (so that helps with the location problem). I didn't believe much in yoga before I tried the tapes. After I did the first one, I was so relaxed I thought I could fall asleep on the floor in front of the TV. It's all about concentrating on the breathing and the stretching.


(throwing in hugs for BabyDoll!!!!)

 

[babydoll2u]

Re: Re: BUMP

How about yoga? I have some yoga tapes that guide you through low impact yoga moves for stress relief. The people in the tapes are on a beautiful beach (so that helps with the location problem). I didn't believe much in yoga before I tried the tapes. After I did the first one, I was so relaxed I thought I could fall asleep on the floor in front of the TV. It's all about concentrating on the breathing and the stretching.


(throwing in hugs for BabyDoll!!!!)

thank you sweetie, those hugs are very much appreciated

 

[Spenser41]

Babydoll

Sorry about not being here to chat with you. As you can see, people have you covered in hugs and caring.
Will be on later today. IN the meantime, keep your head down, and try to avoid as much crap as possible.

Spenser

 

[babydoll2u]

thank you everyone for the hugs and caring....
it means alot. I know this kind of stuff is supposed to be posted at the Tree, but when I came in and read about relaxing techniques, it just kinda "came out". sorry

anyway... {{{{{{{{{{{{group hug}}}}}}}}}}}}}
y'all are da best!


Spenser.... no problem, if you're here that's fine...
if not, that's ok too. You've been a good friend