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[spiritshadow67]

Good Afternoon {{{{{{{{{{{Spirit}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Hope your having a good day...​

{{{{Mary}}}}
hi girl.... glad to see ya....
hope your doing well.. *hugs*​

 

[spiritshadow67]

Good evening everyone!!!
*hugs* and es for all!​

 

[spiritshadow67]

30 Lines to make you Smile today....

30 Lines to make you Smile today...

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences..... He thought he was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

10.. I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

19.. Procrastinate Now!

20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

24.. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

25.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

26.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

27.. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

30.. I smile because, I don't know what the hell is going on.


"We can improve our lives when we improve our attitudes"
Author Unknown

 

[doppelbock22000]

Happy Monday

Hello everyone,
Hope Monday has been merciful...
Being 1/2 Irish, I can really appreciate these...
take care all, H




Paddy, the famous Irishman, is driving home after
downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and
much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the
road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late
realizes that there is yet another tree directly in
his path. He swerves again and discovers that his
drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing
him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and
brings his car to a stop. The officer approaches
Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing.
Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when
the officer stops him mid sentence and says,

"Fer crissakes, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!"

 

[spiritshadow67]

Hello everyone,
Hope Monday has been merciful...
Being 1/2 Irish, I can really appreciate these...
take care all, H




Paddy, the famous Irishman, is driving home after
downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and
much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the
road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late
realizes that there is yet another tree directly in
his path. He swerves again and discovers that his
drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing
him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and
brings his car to a stop. The officer approaches
Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing.
Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when
the officer stops him mid sentence and says,

"Fer crissakes, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!"

{{{{{DB}}}}}}

*hugs* Sweetie... good joke hun... ROFLMAO ​

 

[WyldBreeze]

{{{{{Spirit}}}}} Hope your evening went better than your day started out. Looks like its been a rough one. Sending good thoughts your way.

 

[spiritshadow67]

{{{{{Spirit}}}}} Hope your evening went better than your day started out. Looks like its been a rough one. Sending good thoughts your way.

yea... hopefully i got my Dr situation taking care of this time *rolls eyes*

sending good thoughts your way as well...

how was your day today?​

 

[doppelbock22000]

{{{{{DB}}}}}}

*hugs* Sweetie... good joke hun... ROFLMAO ​

hi there, love it when giggle. haha
Hope all is well, hurry warm weather!!!!!, hugs, Henry

 

[spiritshadow67]

hi there, love it when giggle. haha
Hope all is well, hurry warm weather!!!!!, hugs, Henry

*giggles even more* lol

all is pretty good now.... Just wanting warmer weather and sunshine...

*looks around * ..... where the hell is that sun??????

Hope all is well with you....​

 

[WyldBreeze]

yea... hopefully i got my Dr situation taking care of this time *rolls eyes*

sending good thoughts your way as well...

how was your day today?​

It was better....I went back to work....getting back into the swing of things. I see things didn't get better last night....of course I'm assuming I know who the ignoring one is. Am I right?

 

[spiritshadow67]

It was better....I went back to work....getting back into the swing of things. I see things didn't get better last night....of course I'm assuming I know who the ignoring one is. Am I right?

actually 2.... i think you know one of them... the other one you know too... but worked it out...

 

[WyldBreeze]

actually 2.... i think you know one of them... the other one you know too... but worked it out...

I'm SOOOOOO very glad to hear that!

 

[MaryBears]

Hey {{{{{{{{{{Spirit}}}}}}}}}}}} Yes I am doing pretty good today...thanks....And I am glad to see you too​

{{{{Mary}}}}
hi girl.... glad to see ya....
hope your doing well.. *hugs*​

 

[spiritshadow67]

I'm SOOOOOO very glad to hear that!

i think a lot had to do with my frame of mind too... stressed out so much...
over going to the doc... got of this morning with a raging headache and backache... but feeling much better tonight...

and got other things straightened out as well --- so back on track for the moment

damn hard to take the high road ... ya know... but managing to do that.... lol​

 

[spiritshadow67]

Garden of Eden....


After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it.

"That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see............where did I put the useless boob?"

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the RIB?

 

[WyldBreeze]

i think a lot had to do with my frame of mind too... stressed out so much...
over going to the doc... got of this morning with a raging headache and backache... but feeling much better tonight...

and got other things straightened out as well --- so back on track for the moment

damn hard to take the high road ... ya know... but managing to do that.... lol​

Yeah....the high road is never easy....ever. lol But its worth it most of the time.

 

[WaywardWanderer]

Hello to Spirit and the other lovely souls who inhabit this thread. Hope your week's off to a great start, even if there have been some bumps and dips along the way.




And Spirit, thanks for the joke up there...though I wish someone had warned me not to be drinking coffee while reading! hehe

 

[MaryBears]

Good Afternoon {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Spirit}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Hope your having a wonderful day.....I am just enjoying the relaxation and some tv.... take care sweetie.​

 

[spiritshadow67]

Afternoon Everyone..!!

{{{Mary}}} Glad to see you take a break hun.... hard burnin the candle at both ends all the time *hugs*

{{{WW}}} hi Sweetie.... well now you know to be prepared hehe... never know what you mind find here --

*hugs* to you and all s too!!​

 

[MaryBears]

Very True Spirit *hugs* ​

Afternoon Everyone..!!

{{{Mary}}} Glad to see you take a break hun.... hard burnin the candle at both ends all the time *hugs*

{{{WW}}} hi Sweetie.... well now you know to be prepared hehe... never know what you mind find here --

*hugs* to you and all s too!!​

 

[WyldBreeze]

{{{Spirit and all visitors}}} Hope we're all happy and smiling today.

 

[bhg08054]

............where did I put the useless boob?"

hey, I resemble that remark

 

[babydoll2u]

hi y'all

 

[Shreik]

Hey ya'll

 

[MaryBears]

Evening {{{{{{Spirit }}}}}}}}}}}}}}} and all her lovely followers and to all​