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Hi Everyone!!!
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MaryBears said:{{{{{{{{{{{Spirit}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}Hey gal....you always have nice pics in your siggy line and messages.....how do you do it....
I am to busy to do anything like that
{{{{Mary}}}}}
Hi girl.... thx... but I think I got waaaaaaaaaaay tooo much time on my hands lol
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Hi girl.... thx... but I think I got waaaaaaaaaaay tooo much time on my hands lol
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MaryBears said:Your most welcum SpiritHear lately it has been go go go for me....but life moves on...and sometime (hopefully soon) I will get to sleep in....I am getting really exhausted....need toothpicks for my eyes.
*hugs* Mary..... I know what you mean about the toothpicks.... lately I've been crashing earlier than normal... probably a good thing... lol
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Think he'll ever catch that Zebra...??????? hehehe 
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Shreik said:Keep up the great work {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Spirit}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
damn thx for coming along {{{{{Shreik}}}}}} was getting pretty bored all by myself .*hugs* and *kisses*
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Shreik said:Makes me wish I didn't have to get up so early dear I'm on my way to bed so kiss and hugs night night
night sweet dreams *hugs*
Probably head that way soon myself
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{{{Spirit}}} I hope all is well with you tonight.
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WyldBreeze said:{{{Spirit}}} I hope all is well with you tonight.
bored as hell hun... *sighs*
hope your doing ok
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spiritshadow67 said:
I'm doing better, thanks.....restless and tired. Not a good combination.
What have you been into this weekend?
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WyldBreeze said:I'm doing better, thanks.....restless and tired. Not a good combination.
Not much.... just pretty much stayed around the house... gave my dog a bath.. fun fun lol
i'm glad your doing better *hugs*
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spiritshadow67 said:
I see what's going on around here and I totally understand that picture and how you feel.
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Oil Change...
Oil Change Instructions For Women
1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3,000 miles since the last oil change.
2. Drink a cup of coffee.
3. 15 minutes later write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Money Spent
Oil Change $20.00
Coffee $1.00
Total $21.00
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Oil Change Instructions For Men
1. Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00.
2. Stop by 7 - 11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20.00, drive home.
3. Open a beer and drink it.
4. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7. Place drain pan under engine.
8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9. Give up and use crescent wrench.
10. Unscrew drain plug.
11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss.
12. Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13. Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14. Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15. Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off
16. Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
17. Buddy shows up; finish case of beer with him. Decide to finish oil change tomorrow so you can go see his new garage door opener
18. Sunday: Skip church because, "I gotta finish the oil change." Drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car. Cleverly dump oil in hole in back yard instead of taking it back to O'Reilly to recycle.
19. Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18.
20. Beer? No, drank it all yesterday.
21. Walk to 7-11; buy beer.
22. Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
23. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
24. Remember drain plug from step 11.
25. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
26. Remember that the used oil is buried in a hole in the back yard, along with drain plug.
27. Drink beer.
28. Shovel out hole and sift oily mud for drain plug. Re-shovel oily dirt into hole. Steal sand from kids sandbox to cleverly cover oily patch of ground and avoid environmental penalties. Wash drain plug in lawnmower gas.
29. Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
30. Drink beer.
31. Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame.
32. Bang head on floorboards in reaction to step 31.
33. Begin cussing fit.
34. Throw stupid crescent wrench.
35. Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit Miss December (1992) in the left boob.
36. Beer.
37. Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
38. Beer.
39. Beer.
40. Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
41. Beer.
42. Lower car from jack stands.
43. Accidentally crush remaining case of new motor oil.
44. Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during steps 23 - 43.
45. Beer.
46. Test drive car.
47. Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
48. Car gets impounded.
49. Call loving wife, make bail.
50. 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.
Money Spent
Parts $50.00
DUI $2500.00
Impound fee $75.00
Bail $1500.00
Beer $40.00
Total $4165.00
But you know the job was done right!
Oil Change Instructions For Women
1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3,000 miles since the last oil change.
2. Drink a cup of coffee.
3. 15 minutes later write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Money Spent
Oil Change $20.00
Coffee $1.00
Total $21.00
----------------
Oil Change Instructions For Men
1. Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00.
2. Stop by 7 - 11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20.00, drive home.
3. Open a beer and drink it.
4. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7. Place drain pan under engine.
8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9. Give up and use crescent wrench.
10. Unscrew drain plug.
11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss.
12. Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13. Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14. Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15. Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off
16. Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
17. Buddy shows up; finish case of beer with him. Decide to finish oil change tomorrow so you can go see his new garage door opener
18. Sunday: Skip church because, "I gotta finish the oil change." Drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car. Cleverly dump oil in hole in back yard instead of taking it back to O'Reilly to recycle.
19. Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18.
20. Beer? No, drank it all yesterday.
21. Walk to 7-11; buy beer.
22. Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
23. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
24. Remember drain plug from step 11.
25. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
26. Remember that the used oil is buried in a hole in the back yard, along with drain plug.
27. Drink beer.
28. Shovel out hole and sift oily mud for drain plug. Re-shovel oily dirt into hole. Steal sand from kids sandbox to cleverly cover oily patch of ground and avoid environmental penalties. Wash drain plug in lawnmower gas.
29. Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
30. Drink beer.
31. Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame.
32. Bang head on floorboards in reaction to step 31.
33. Begin cussing fit.
34. Throw stupid crescent wrench.
35. Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit Miss December (1992) in the left boob.
36. Beer.
37. Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
38. Beer.
39. Beer.
40. Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
41. Beer.
42. Lower car from jack stands.
43. Accidentally crush remaining case of new motor oil.
44. Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during steps 23 - 43.
45. Beer.
46. Test drive car.
47. Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
48. Car gets impounded.
49. Call loving wife, make bail.
50. 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.
Money Spent
Parts $50.00
DUI $2500.00
Impound fee $75.00
Bail $1500.00
Beer $40.00
Total $4165.00
But you know the job was done right!
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WyldBreeze said:I see what's going on around here and I totally understand that picture and how you feel.
sooo i expressed myself very well huh?? lol
hope i did with the other one.... just tired of b/s... ya know what i mean...
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Circumised
>A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming
>around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to
>find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he
>had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told
>him to go down to the principal's office.
>
>He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.
>He
>did it and returned to his class.
>Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to
>investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging
>out.
>"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And
>she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me
>up from school."
>
>KIDS, DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THEM???
>A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming
>around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to
>find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he
>had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told
>him to go down to the principal's office.
>
>He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.
>He
>did it and returned to his class.
>Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to
>investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging
>out.
>"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And
>she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me
>up from school."
>
>KIDS, DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THEM???
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spiritshadow67 said:sooo i expressed myself very well huh?? lol
hope i did with the other one.... just tired of b/s... ya know what i mean...
I got the message anyway....and I'm only running half speed here....lol
Love the oil change story.
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WyldBreeze said:I got the message anyway....and I'm only running half speed here....lol
Love the oil change story.
ain't that the truth lol....bout the oil change
lolyou'll get back up to speed hun... just takes time *hugs*
