Spreading the Hate

[1HF]

Cool! Just give me a moment to freshen up (i.e. sharpen axe).

Let's make this a threesome. I've got some new toys (weapons) that need to be broken in

 

[Pookie]

Let's make this a threesome. I've got some new toys (weapons) that need to be broken in

We would so have the bestest sex toy store ever!

 

[VaticanAssassin]

<~~~~ hates axe yielding split tails

 

[1HF]

We would so have the bestest sex toy store ever!

Yes we would. and we should personally test all our products before selling them.

<~~~~ hates axe yielding split tails

Well, you're no fun.

 

[Pookie]

<~~~~ hates axe yielding split tails

I yield to no one, sir. Off with your head!

 

[smoothg103rd]

This is supposed to be about hate. Not talks about threesomes.

 

[1HF]

This is supposed to be about hate. Not talks about threesomes.

The hate isn't really my thing. I'll occasionally go bitchy on someone, but not often, and there isn't anyone here I really hate.

Threesomes are more fun.

 

[Pookie]

This is supposed to be about hate. Not talks about threesomes.

If we promise to hate each other during the threesome, will that do?

 

[smoothg103rd]

The hate isn't really my thing. I'll occasionally go bitchy on someone, but not often, and there isn't anyone here I really hate.

Threesomes are more fun.

Threesomes are fun.

 

[smoothg103rd]

If we promise to hate each other during the threesome, will that do?

Nope. It's impossible to hate someone during the moment they're bringing you pleasure. I got two babymothers that I hate equally, so I know.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Let's make this a threesome. I've got some new toys (weapons) that need to be broken in

I suppose I would be able to accommodate that. I mean, I wonder if all the axes and axe wounds would get in the way...

This is supposed to be about hate. Not talks about threesomes.

Said no man ever.

Nope. It's impossible to hate someone during the moment they're bringing you pleasure. I got two babymothers that I hate equally, so I know.

It's like trying to sneeze and keep your eyes open at the same time.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Any where but here. But these are the places I really want to go.

Atl
Miami
Dominican Republic (Just because I heard that the women would fuck for a Yankee hat,I'll would take about 20 if them)
Cali
Vegas.

I frequent Atlanta and Miami quite a bit. Miami has some beautiful people. Plastic surgery beautiful, but still beautiful. Atlanta has lots of thugs.

Vegas is cool and I don't even drink or gamble.

My father works in the Dominican, but I've not asked him about the ability to fuck a girl for a Yankees hat.

 

[Conager]

Let's be real here smooth. I bet you fuck some women without giving them any kind of hat.

I frequent Atlanta and Miami quite a bit. Miami has some beautiful people. Plastic surgery beautiful, but still beautiful. Atlanta has lots of thugs.

Vegas is cool and I don't even drink or gamble.

My father works in the Dominican, but I've not asked him about the ability to fuck a girl for a Yankees hat.

What a great conversation opener that could be between yourself and your father.

"Say, Pops... Exactly how affordable are Dominican whores?"

 

[jezzilee]

Any where but here. But these are the places I really want to go.

Atl
Miami
Dominican Republic (Just because I heard that the women would fuck for a Yankee hat,I'll would take about 20 if them)
Cali
Vegas.

Why is wisconsin not on that list?

 

[Conager]

Why is wisconsin not on that list?

I would imagine it would be hard for him to find a Yankee fan there...

 

[Aphro]

I guess Yankee hats are the modern and western equivalent of the can of corn.

 

[jezzilee]

I would imagine it would be hard for him to find a Yankee fan there...

I am a phillies fan.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I guess Yankee hats are the modern and western equivalent of the can of corn.

The legendary philanthropy of the American middle classes is profoundly moving.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I am a phillies fan.

I hate the Phillies. Hate em!!!!

 

[jezzilee]

I hate the Phillies. Hate em!!!!

Sucks to be you!

 

[Aphro]

The legendary philanthropy of the American middle classes is profoundly moving.

You just need the right motivation. In Canada, we fuck for poutine and thermal socks.

 

[pointless]

Sucks to be you!

56-94 and the worst record in the majors.

you poor, poor thing.

 

[DesEsseintes]

You just need the right motivation. In Canada, we fuck for poutine and thermal socks.

A steamy image indeed. I shall bear that in mind, and pack a dozen suits of silken underwear into my suitcase for my next Nova Scotian jaunt.

 

[Emerson40]

I guess Yankee hats are the modern and western equivalent of the can of corn.

You will have to share with the class, just how many unsolicited PMs you receive from guys and gals alike, offering to send you cans of corn to eat, if only you would machine-gun fart the kernels from that 'mazing ass directly into their open yaps.

*pfft*


And Des, forget the underwear and bring cheese curds. The Canadian girls will let you put it in their bum, if there is promise of cheese and gravy.

 

[DesEsseintes]

You will have to share with the class, just how many unsolicited PMs you receive from guys and gals alike, offering to send you cans of corn to eat, if only you would machine-gun fart the kernels from that 'mazing ass directly into their open yaps.

*pfft*


And Des, forget the underwear and bring cheese curds. The Canadian girls will let you put it in their bum, if there is promise of cheese and gravy.

Sound advice as ever, Mr Emerson. I have no idea where I would find cheese curds, but if I just leave this open bottle of milk in this thread long enough I imagine the atmosphere will do the job for me.