Spreading the Hate

[Aphro]

You will have to share with the class, just how many unsolicited PMs you receive from guys and gals alike, offering to send you cans of corn to eat, if only you would machine-gun fart the kernels from that 'mazing ass directly into their open yaps.

*pfft*


And Des, forget the underwear and bring cheese curds. The Canadian girls will let you put it in their bum, if there is promise of cheese and gravy.

I have yet to encounter anyone with a corn-farting fetish, Em. However I have no doubt that somewhere out there someone is into it.

Cheese curds and wooly socks, Des. And those little packets you shake and some chemical reaction happens and they stay warm for eight hours. Hot pockets? We like to drop one down the front of our knickers on winter mornings. That way we take less time to warm up.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Canadians :shakes head:

 

[DesEsseintes]

I have yet to encounter anyone with a corn-farting fetish, Em. However I have no doubt that somewhere out there someone is into it.

Cheese curds and wooly socks, Des. And those little packets you shake and some chemical reaction happens and they stay warm for eight hours. Hot pockets? We like to drop one down the front of our knickers on winter mornings. That way we take less time to warm up.

<Scribbles notes furiously.>This is gold, every word. And if I happen to visit during the brief, fortnight-long summer?

 

[smoothg103rd]

I frequent Atlanta and Miami quite a bit. Miami has some beautiful people. Plastic surgery beautiful, but still beautiful. Atlanta has lots of thugs.

Vegas is cool and I don't even drink or gamble.

My father works in the Dominican, but I've not asked him about the ability to fuck a girl for a Yankees hat.

I heard the girls be waiting for you when you get off the plane.

I NEED A PASSPORT.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Why is wisconsin not on that list?

It is now

 

[smoothg103rd]

Let's be real here smooth. I bet you fuck some women without giving them any kind of hat.



What a great conversation opener that could be between yourself and your father.

"Say, Pops... Exactly how affordable are Dominican whores?"

True. But that took the time of persuading them to fuck me. If I could just give them a hat, the fuck I need conversation for?

 

[jezzilee]

It is now

Its getting cold up here. You may want to wait til next summer....almost time to put my sundresses away for .... *shivers* ... winter

 

[smoothg103rd]

Its getting g cold up here. You may want to wait til next summer....almost time to put my sundresses away for .... *shivers* ... winter

It isn't like I'm from Cali or something. I can cope with the cold.

 

[Conager]

True. But that took the time of persuading them to fuck me. If I could just give them a hat, the fuck I need conversation for?

Well said, sir. The fuck, indeed.

Conversation just leads to nothin' but trouble anyhow...

Talking to a woman be like...

(Hat tip to Aglopheme.)

 

[jezzilee]

It isn't like I'm from Cali or something. I can cope with the cold.

Cool...wanna go ice fishing?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Well said, sir. The fuck, indeed.

Conversation just leads to nothin' but trouble anyhow...

Talking to a woman be like...

(Hat tip to Aglopheme.)

Lol..

 

[smoothg103rd]

Cool...wanna go ice fishing?

I never been regular fishing. The hell is ice fishing?

 

[Que]

totally unnecessary "g" snuck in...

The fuck you mean "unnecessary?" The "g" be for grape, just ask my mans query he wrote it into the script!

Oops. Never mind. Wrong login.

 

[Wrong Element]

This is a hate thread? It's fluffier in here than David Cameron's prom date.

 

[jezzilee]

The fuck you mean "unnecessary?" The "g" be for grape, just ask my mans query he wrote it into the script!

Oops. Never mind. Wrong login.

OhQue.... (see what I did there?)

 

[jezzilee]

I never been regular fishing. The hell is ice fishing?

Cold.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Well said, sir. The fuck, indeed.

Conversation just leads to nothin' but trouble anyhow...

Talking to a woman be like...

(Hat tip to Aglopheme.)

Ha! I'll just assume that's meant to be me.

 

[Conager]

Ha! I'll just assume that's meant to be me.

Someone posted it in another thread, but I couldn't find where to link it. Was it not you that posted it?

 

[smoothg103rd]

The fuck you mean "unnecessary?" The "g" be for grape, just ask my mans query he wrote it into the script!

Oops. Never mind. Wrong login.

G's are never unnecessary. I think she did it to piss me off.





This time it's the right login (Smooth Alt doesn't know how to change sizes)

 

[Aglaopheme]

Someone posted it in another thread, but I couldn't find where to link it. Was it not you that posted it?

Nope, wasn't me. It's funny though.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I will steal it going forward however.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Cold.

I don't fuck with water like that. But because I fuck with you, I will go fishing.

 

[Que]

G's are never unnecessary. I think she did it to piss me off.





This time it's the right login (Smooth Alt doesn't know how to change sizes)

It is a lot harder to do on a phone. I rarely do it because the button above where it has a pull down arrow for "sizes" is too small. What you have to do is highlight text (almost impossible on a phone) then click that down arrow and select the size you want.

On a phone it would be (slightly) easier to select the size where you are about to type, then you have to get your cursor moved between where the two book-ends of HTML tags that say size and /size between these brackets [] then type the words you want small or big.

Whenever you want to know how someone did something in their post, if you quote them, look at the actual code for the part that they wrote and it will clue you in on how it is done.

I sometimes do that sort of thing to steal a character I don't know how to make like an upside down exclamation point or question marked for Spanish.

I never post images from my phone because it is too awkward. I could though, by finding the image and clicking on it so it is on my screen alone. then go up to grab the URL (address) that my phone says it is located at. Then with that copied I could type [ then IMG then ] then smack the screen so it pops up the paste option then type another [ then /IMG then the close ].

A lot of work for something I can do in like 3 seconds with a netbook.

 

[Conager]

I will steal it going forward however.

I put it in my FB feed. I have seen it before, but forgot about it. It is kind of rare in pointing out that men's desire to "fix" things might be a feature, not a bug.

 

[smoothg103rd]

It is a lot harder to do on a phone. I rarely do it because the button above where it has a pull down arrow for "sizes" is too small. What you have to do is highlight text (almost impossible on a phone) then click that down arrow and select the size you want.

On a phone it would be (slightly) easier to select the size where you are about to type, then you have to get your cursor moved between where the two book-ends of HTML tags that say size and /size between these brackets [] then type the words you want small or big.

Whenever you want to know how someone did something in their post, if you quote them, look at the actual code for the part that they wrote and it will clue you in on how it is done.

I sometimes do that sort of thing to steal a character I don't know how to make like an upside down exclamation point or question marked for Spanish.

I never post images from my phone because it is too awkward. I could though, by finding the image and clicking on it so it is on my screen alone. then go up to grab the URL (address) that my phone says it is located at. Then with that copied I could type [ then IMG then ] then smack the screen so it pops up the paste option then type another [ then /IMG then the close ].

A lot of work for something I can do in like 3 seconds with a netbook.

I don't understand any of this. But ok,thanks. I'm fucked up right now.