Squirting

[Jennifer]

I always thought that squirting was a lie made up by the porn industries. And then it happened to me. It's the come hither motion of the finger that gets me every time.

I don't mind the laundry or the wetness, I always feel a bit proud after I make a mess.

Congratulations, Mischka! You deserve it.

 

[ElijaRDC]

I always thought that squirting was a lie made up by the porn industries. And then it happened to me. It's the come hither motion of the finger that gets me every time.

I don't mind the laundry or the wetness, I always feel a bit proud after I make a mess.

Congratulations, Mischka! You deserve it.

The novelty has long since worn off for me... of course, I've been doing it since high school.

 

[Jennifer]

The novelty has long since worn off for me... of course, I've been doing it since high school.

Good for you! I'm thrilled to start at 40.

 

[lemonbread]

I've never done it. Not for lack of trying though. I don't think I have a g-spot. I've never found it, or had anyone else say they knew where it was. I've only ever had clitoral orgasms. And I definitely don't have those concurrently, at least not in quick succession. If i have more than one they are spaced rather far apart.

 

[Aphro]

If you're happy, I am happy for you, Mischka.

Personally, I wish for it to not happen. I am so over wet sheets and extra towels in the laundry. And if you want to fuck me in a car, best to have leather upholstery.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Jealous. It's been forever since I've had it done properly.

 

[Bert Notorius]

what's the big deal?

i always squirt.

 

[BiTodd]

That's the one thing we didn't use. Use your mind's eye and imagine a 5"5" blonde, green eyed beauty with an enviable six pack and skin as soft as cashmere. And she tastes of nectarines.[/QUOTE]

Obviously very juicy ,squirty nectarines. Sounds like a peach.

 

[BiTodd]

I've never done it. Not for lack of trying though. I don't think I have a g-spot. I've never found it, or had anyone else say they knew where it was. I've only ever had clitoral orgasms. And I definitely don't have those concurrently, at least not in quick succession. If i have more than one they are spaced rather far apart.

You probably need a more mature experienced,patient lover. I think Mishka has a friend....

 

[thør]

If you're happy, I am happy for you, Mischka.

Personally, I wish for it to not happen. I am so over wet sheets and extra towels in the laundry. And if you want to fuck me in a car, best to have leather upholstery.

Mercedes?

 

[Lyricalli]

I've never done it. Not for lack of trying though. I don't think I have a g-spot. I've never found it, or had anyone else say they knew where it was. I've only ever had clitoral orgasms. And I definitely don't have those concurrently, at least not in quick succession. If i have more than one they are spaced rather far apart.

I'm very much the same. Though, I do seem to have a g-spot, which can feel pretty good, it's just never been the source of an orgasm.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Two new GB rules:

1. More threads like this one.
2. Only threads like this one.

says the guy that trolled honey123 off the gb.

 

[yossi]

I've had plenty of orgasms in my time, yet squirting eluded me. And the description didn't exactly make me seek one out; they've been described as a mellow sort of pleasure high. Why try for a middling range when I routinely reach the peaks?

But then my girlfriend insisted she had the technique down pat and has successfully elicited a fantastic arch-across-the-room squirting orgasm, every time, on herself and anyone else she has tried the technique upon. Eh, I figure, let's give it a shot.

She unfurled an incredibly soft blanket, with a waterproof underside, across her living room floor. On the blanket she carefully laid out a Hitachi, two glass dildos, a flogger, and a feather duster. We kiss, we make out, we fuck for a bit, with mouths, fingers, hands, the feather duster, the flogger, and the dildos. It's the appetizer course, and this lasts perhaps twenty minutes. She then reaches for the Hitachi and vibrates me to successive peaks, at two minutes, then four, then five. By now, I'm loosy goosy, happy, and cum drunk.

That's when she switches modes. All toys aside, she reverts back to her fingers. She makes a rapid, and forceful, come hither movement with her fingers across my G-spot, flickering her fingers against the grainy surface. Only a few moments of this, and my vision simultaneously expanded to the outer limits of the known universe and shrunk to nothingness at my core. I have never experienced such a push-and-pull sensation, of floating away and being grounded at once. It. Was. Fantastic.

So anyway. I'm now a squirter.

Can I borrow your girlfriend? I've never been able to squirt either, but I have this innate feeling that it's there, waiting to come out.

 

[Lancecastor]

I have always squirted.

 

[yossi]

Lucky duck.

 

[Lancecastor]

Lucky duck.

Quack quack quack....quuuuack.

 

[Not Normal]

This is quite the welcome back!

 

[Mischka]

New av for Mischka.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/9d/0f/65/9d0f652e2b361ac10c512fdcefa10748.jpg

Ha! Love it.

I'm rather partial to this photograph. Although I'm not sure it's a suitable av for me, to be honest.

I always thought that squirting was a lie made up by the porn industries. And then it happened to me. It's the come hither motion of the finger that gets me every time.

I don't mind the laundry or the wetness, I always feel a bit proud after I make a mess.

Congratulations, Mischka! You deserve it.

back atcha. I knew it was exaggerated by porn (they fill themselves with water for those scenes), so I too was skeptical that it could really happen. But then some friends shared a video of him getting her to squirt across the entire room, so I knew it could actually happen with real people.

The novelty has long since worn off for me... of course, I've been doing it since high school.

How was that first time?! By yourself or with someone? Details, woman! (Pretty please.)

I've never done it. Not for lack of trying though. I don't think I have a g-spot. I've never found it, or had anyone else say they knew where it was. I've only ever had clitoral orgasms. And I definitely don't have those concurrently, at least not in quick succession. If i have more than one they are spaced rather far apart.

You could very likely not have much of a G-spot. I read that there are 11 types of orgasms women can achieve, and not every women can reach all 11. Clitoral is the most common, and one of the richest experiences, orgasmically speaking. And if you are prone to very powerful clitoral orgasms, it's far more common to need rest before another round, similar to men.

If you're happy, I am happy for you, Mischka.

Personally, I wish for it to not happen. I am so over wet sheets and extra towels in the laundry. And if you want to fuck me in a car, best to have leather upholstery.

It still takes buckets of work to get me to squirt.

And duly noted. I have leather upholstery.

 

[Mischka]

Jealous. It's been forever since I've had it done properly.

My girlfriend does it to herself quite often. Maybe you need to romance yourself this evening?

Two new GB rules:

1. More threads like this one.
2. Only threads like this one.

I do try to interject a bit of sexual fluff in between the normal cantankerous threads.

Can I borrow your girlfriend? I've never been able to squirt either, but I have this innate feeling that it's there, waiting to come out.

Come on down. If she won't, perhaps I could help. She's taught me her method, although I really do need someone else besides her to practice upon. For science.

 

[pink]

Congrats Mischka and Welcome back.


I have never squirted before but don't really feel the need to either but I am happy for you. I think it's great.

 

[spacekowboy]

Wet sheets are a problem??

I mean fucking hell, I'll do the Damn laundry.

 

[ElijaRDC]

How was that first time?! By yourself or with someone? Details, woman! (Pretty please.)

My then-boyfriend was finger-banging me.

 

[Riles]

Much to my dismay I had assumed I was unable to join the ranks of other orgasmic fluid projectilists. (Even having had experience with the not so elusive g-spot.) however, in the past year I have happily discovered that I need more bed linens.

That being said, this thread is missing the master of squirt, Mr. G. I would advise looking up some of his contributions to the site regarding squirting and the dark side of too much of this kind of play. After all, nobody wants to be gushing when it's quick recreational sex in a semi public place.