may_I_please
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St George's Day
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Happy St. George's Day!
I can't decide to go to the Pub, make a cup of tea, or just use precise grammar to talk my wife out of her clothes!
Suggestions?
Do the wife
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Phase One - Enunciate clearly, and take great delight in describing how I am going to pleasure her later once her garments have been discarded.
Phase Two - Pause for three minutes, to allow her to reflect on what I just told her, and also to brew the perfect cup of tea, before returning to a description of what shall happen later.
Phase Three - Repeat Phase Two until her clothes have disappeared onto the floor. Sip Tea.
Phase Four - That's between me and the Missus!
An Englishman at all times must display chivalry!
Bang On!
Happy St. George's Day!
Phase Two - Pause for three minutes, to allow her to reflect on what I just told her, and also to brew the perfect cup of tea, before returning to a description of what shall happen later.
Phase Three - Repeat Phase Two until her clothes have disappeared onto the floor. Sip Tea.
Phase Four - That's between me and the Missus!
An Englishman at all times must display chivalry!
Bang On!
Happy St. George's Day!
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My parting shot for Doctor Who fans....
https://24.media.tumblr.com/2e50a7bf8c6dfce1f54ef5af531f2922/tumblr_mtc21oFJNG1rlxc3wo1_250.gif
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http://static4.quoteswave.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Hell-is-empty-and.png
No wonder everyone's on fire.
No wonder everyone's on fire.
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LOL.. love it!
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Great thread Jamie - even as a busy Welshie I can appreciate it <evil grin> 
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Not very relevant but I could not resist not posting it.
http://37.media.tumblr.com/0bf32d58f4b8a716df22cd19615f1310/tumblr_mn5ie3OsXs1qd9ee3o1_1280.jpg
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