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Well at least I can get hard and jerk off everyday. No need to pop that lttle pill to get it up. I'm sure your wife would love that.
 
I heard you've an STD, at least you passed one test.

(Sorry old joke)

Bold claim from someone whose IQ test results came back negative!

(And I have had dozens of doctors and hundreds of painful and invasive tests over the last decade, 100% clean, thankyouverymuch!)
 
Bold claim from someone whose IQ test results came back negative!

(And I have had dozens of doctors and hundreds of painful and invasive tests over the last decade, 100% clean, thankyouverymuch!)
This from the woman who stared at a bottle of orange juice for over an hour because it said Concentrate.
 
Nah, I was just fuming over @AbsintheMindedDeviant and his orgy guests drinking all my good pulp-free not-from-concentrate orange juice again, and him replacing it with the cheap stuff.

This from a guy who's so slow he got fired from a hand job!
You misunderstood.
I fired off with the hand job.

Youre just like a broken lighthouse in the desert. Not very bright and of no use.
 
Jerk off daily, huh?
*Checks time*
Oh look, it's go-fuck-yourself o'clock! 🕑
Well, as far as going and fucking myself, it would definitely be preferable to boffing a kitty so cranky, and much more satisfying.
You can't find that big ass dildo you were lokking for cuz you accidentally swallowed it thinking it was the massive pill they prescribed for your std's. Which in your case stands for Spewing Total Drivel!
Oh look at the time! It's time to throw the kitty out! 😙
 
Well, as far as going and fucking myself, it would definitely be preferable to boffing a kitty so cranky, and much more satisfying.
You can't find that big ass dildo you were lokking for cuz you accidentally swallowed it thinking it was the massive pill they prescribed for your std's. Which in your case stands for Spewing Total Drivel!
Oh look at the time! It's time to throw the kitty out! 😙
Oh you think you were funny, just because you're hilarious? You think if you write an awesome post, people might think it is amazeballs? Yeah? You'd be right.
 
Oh you think you were funny, just because you're hilarious? You think if you write an awesome post, people might think it is amazeballs? Yeah? You'd be right.
Stop trying to trick us MrPerson. It’s clear you’re just the man.
 
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