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Well at least I can get hard and jerk off everyday. No need to pop that lttle pill to get it up. I'm sure your wife would love that.
If its that time, I need to ask.Jerk off daily, huh?
*Checks time*
Oh look, it's go-fuck-yourself o'clock!
If its that time, I need to ask.
Have you found a big enough dildo that doesn't rattle around in there?
I heard you've an STD, at least you passed one test.Nope, sorry, haven't found 1 big enough for your cavernous colon yet!
I heard you've an STD, at least you passed one test.
(Sorry old joke)
This from the woman who stared at a bottle of orange juice for over an hour because it said Concentrate.Bold claim from someone whose IQ test results came back negative!
(And I have had dozens of doctors and hundreds of painful and invasive tests over the last decade, 100% clean, thankyouverymuch!)
This from the woman who stared at a bottle of orange juice for over an hour because it said Concentrate.
You misunderstood.Nah, I was just fuming over @AbsintheMindedDeviant and his orgy guests drinking all my good pulp-free not-from-concentrate orange juice again, and him replacing it with the cheap stuff.
This from a guy who's so slow he got fired from a hand job!
Well, as far as going and fucking myself, it would definitely be preferable to boffing a kitty so cranky, and much more satisfying.Jerk off daily, huh?
*Checks time*
Oh look, it's go-fuck-yourself o'clock!
Oh you think you were funny, just because you're hilarious? You think if you write an awesome post, people might think it is amazeballs? Yeah? You'd be right.Well, as far as going and fucking myself, it would definitely be preferable to boffing a kitty so cranky, and much more satisfying.
You can't find that big ass dildo you were lokking for cuz you accidentally swallowed it thinking it was the massive pill they prescribed for your std's. Which in your case stands for Spewing Total Drivel!
Oh look at the time! It's time to throw the kitty out!
Stop trying to trick us MrPerson. It’s clear you’re just the man.Oh you think you were funny, just because you're hilarious? You think if you write an awesome post, people might think it is amazeballs? Yeah? You'd be right.
Far too early for all the noiseStop trying to trick us MrPerson. It’s clear you’re just the man.
Stop being a downer. Just drink some more coffee and join the fun.Far too early for all the noise
Far too early for all the noise
Playful kitty gonna get in trouble again?
Dang Kitty, if that's what you look like, I want no power here. Downright scary! I know kitties like being licked, but I wouldn't even with a ten foot pole. Tongue?Not with you. You have no authority here
*hugs*You wouldn't even know where to get a damn ten-foot pole.
You are doing this thread wrong and hug people way too fucking much.*hugs*
I have nothing to argue with her about.
Awww, you are such a sweetheart.*hugs*
I have nothing to argue with her about.