Stick it in me...

[blklthrjkt]

Right. The small intestine absorbs moisture, and in the case of alchohol its absorbed in such a way that it bypasses the liver which filters out harmful substances. Also, when alchohol is in the stomach some of it evaporates off (causing bad breath). So alchohol poisoning is more dangerous that way...

Speaking of beer and sex... anyone know what a beer blowjob feels like?

Had one way back when. Funny all I remember is having my crotch smell like Miller and cum!

 

[JustFourFun]

Veggies are fun

I've cut little ridges in fat carrots so there was texture when it went in and out. That was fun. I put it in fat end first so it didn't keep trying to escape.

 

[dashd]

You know.... I was thinking the EXACT same thing! Hi Doc, Can you please fish this cucumber out of me?!

Axtually we've had this in our ER!

 

[tmock]

beer enema

Enlighten me.
Any kind of drinking alcohol (beer,vodka,rum) used in the ass or pussy will be enhanced and the person will get drunker...faster??

 

[armhammer]

wow

How about a 45 lb york dumbell...?

 

[PressNightly]

For non sex toy insertion items I highly reccomend:

Zuchini: They are slightly bendable like a real cock, they have a spongy outer layer that simulates the give of a real cock and they can be had in a variety of sizes. Yellow squash work as well.

Bananas: For the same reasons

KY Hers & Mine bottles work well too, they're not too wide and just long enough to tease the prostate, watch out for the sharp injection moulding lines, I used fine sandpaper to taylor mine to my tastes. The lube in them usually is not the most pleasurable stuff for anal, use normal lube.

Long necked beer bottles: They're good for prostate stimulation but they're sometimes hard to get in because they don't have a tapered end. Make sure you douche before hand because they'll fill up with lots of unpleasantness otherwise. I once used one on myself a half dozen times in one day and came in it every time. Was a nice drink afterwards.

 

[Peter_Face]

Mag-lite with a condom.

 

[dealer61]

Due to the wife getting mad at me and calling me a pervert, I have to use things around the house so not to get caught. So far I have used a carrot, hair spray bottle, swave shampoo bottle, and a D cell flashlight. Maybe I am a pervert

 

[dealer61]

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[CandiCame]

That reminded me of some gay pornos I've seen where a guy sticks a beer bottle up a guy's ass and then proceed to give the guy a beer enema. I think that could get someone drunk pretty fast -- could be dangerous if too much or a high alcohol content.

I've done this with wine- you get shitfaced in like, a second.

 

[Kurokami]

I've done this with wine- you get shitfaced in like, a second.

Yeah, beer seems like it'd give you a yeast infection or something, wouldn't it? Sounds kinky, sure, and I like the idea of getting drunk while doing it, but I'm not sure if I'm into that

 

[blubyuf6]

Question is what haven't i stuck in my ass

 

[CandiCame]

Yeah, beer seems like it'd give you a yeast infection or something, wouldn't it? Sounds kinky, sure, and I like the idea of getting drunk while doing it, but I'm not sure if I'm into that

I don't think guys can get yeast infections. I know you can carry, but I don't think it does anything.

You can get alcohol poisoning that way, really easy. Did not know that at the time.

 

[Hitchiker69]

I strongly recommend you look into what doctors have had to remove from people's asses over the years before you make your choices.

I would not go with the golf ball for example.

Have fun, but be safe.

 

[Kurokami]

I strongly recommend you look into what doctors have had to remove from people's asses over the years before you make your choices.

That's... That's good advice, but every fiber of my being is telling me not to follow it. Something tells me that doing so would be... nauseating.

I don't think guys can get yeast infections. I know you can carry, but I don't think it does anything.

You can get alcohol poisoning that way, really easy. Did not know that at the time.

Oh, well rock on, then. Sign me up

 

[Hitchiker69]

That's... That's good advice, but every fiber of my being is telling me not to follow it. Something tells me that doing so would be... nauseating.

So you're saying you're OK with having something up your ass that you can't get out by yourself? You're OK going to the hospital for help, as long as it was fun for a while?

I guess it's true...ignorance is bliss. At least for a while.

 

[Kurokami]

So you're saying you're OK with having something up your ass that you can't get out by yourself? You're OK going to the hospital for help, as long as it was fun for a while?

I guess it's true...ignorance is bliss. At least for a while.

No, I'm saying it sounds like really, really gross research to have to do, and that's a position I maintain, even though I do agree with you it's prudent.

The smart path can be unpleasant, sometimes.

 

[jhmassi]

.....

 

[armhammer]

wow

Try a Pez Despencer with fire ants...

 

[curi606]

Bicycle pump, carrots, cucumber, fingers, her fingers, icecream, pen, lip balm, toys, i do not remember all